Here we are dear old friend 在这里，我们亲爱的老朋友

You and I drunk again 你和我又喝醉了

Laughs have been had and and tears have been shed 笑已经有和泪水已经流下

Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head 也许威士忌走了我的头

   

But if I were gay 但如果我是同性恋

I would give you my heart 我会给你我的心脏

And if I were gay 如果我是同性恋

You'd be my work of art 你会是我的艺术作品

And if I were gay 如果我是同性恋

We would swim in romance 我们将在浪漫游

But I'm not gay 但我不是同性恋

So get your hand out of my pants 因此，让你的手从我的裤子

   

It's not that I dont care - I do 这并不是说我不关心 - 我做的

I just don't see myself in you 我只是不明白自己在你

Another time, another scene 还有一次，另一个场景

I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean 我会在你身后，如果你知道我是什么意思

   

'Cause if I were gay 因为如果我是同性恋

I would give you my soul 我会给你我的灵魂

And if I were gay 如果我是同性恋

I would give you my whole being 我会给你我的整个身心

And if I were gay 如果我是同性恋

We would tear down the walls 我们将推倒围墙

But I'm not gay 但我不是同性恋

So won't you stop cupping my ... hand 所以，你不停止拔罐我的手...

   

We've never hugged 我们从来没有拥抱

We've never kissed 我们从来没有亲吻

I've never been intimate with your fist 我从来没有亲近你的拳头

You have opened brand new doors 你已经打开了崭新的大门

Get over here and drop your drawers 在这里得到和放弃你的抽屉