Dear penis, 亲爱的阴茎，

I don't think I like you anymore, 我不认为我喜欢你了，

You used to watch me shave, 你经常看我刮胡子，

Now all ya do is stare at the floor, 现在，所有你要做的就是盯着地板，

Oh dear penis, 哦，亲爱的阴茎，

I don't like you anymore. 我不喜欢你了。

   

It used to be you and me, 它曾经是你和我，

A paper towel and a dirty magazine, 纸巾和一个肮脏的杂志，

That's all we needed to get by, 这就是我们需要得到通过，

Now it seems things have changed, 现在看来，一切都变了，

And I think that you're the one to blame, 我认为，你是一个惹的祸，

Dear penis, I don't like you anymore. 亲爱的阴茎，我不喜欢你了。

   

He sings 他唱

   

Dear Rodney, 亲爱的罗德尼，

I don't think I like you anymore, 我不认为我喜欢你了，

Cos when you get to drinking, 当你喝酒COS，

You put me places I've never been before, 你把我的地方我从来没去过的，

Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore. 亲爱的罗德尼，我不喜欢你了。

   

Why cant we just get a grip, 为什么我们不能只是得到一握，

On our man to hand relationship, 在我们男人的手的关系，

Come to terms with truly how we feel, 妥协与我们真正的感受，

If we put our heads together, 如果我们集思广益，

We'd just stay home forever, 我们只是呆在家里永远，

Dear penis, I think I like you after all. 亲爱的阴茎，我觉得我喜欢你毕竟。

   

Oh and Rodney, 哦和罗德尼，

While you're shaving, shave my balls. 当你剃，剃我的球。