Just one local call and you'll see 只需一个本地电话，你会看到

A happy path through life not for free 一生幸福的道路不是免费的

A little bit fat you can't get a girl 一点点的脂肪，你不能让一个女孩

Short on cash I'll change your world 缺钱我会改变你的世界

The only way now is straight up 唯一的办法，现在是直线上升

Your deepest despair I'll make it stop 你最深的绝望，我会让它停止

Just 19.95 all major credit cards 只需19.95所有主要的信用卡

And you'll stay alive and you'll go far 而且你会活下去，你会走多远

   

In just seven short days 在短短7日内短

You'll change your life 你会改变你的生活

All of your innocence found 所有你的清白的发现

You'll even lose a few pounds 你甚至会失去了几磅

See yourself making a mint 看到自己制作的薄荷

Quality time with your kids 质量时间与您的孩子

Send me your money and I'll change your life 给我你的钱，我会改变你的生活

   

I know sometimes your life is a bitch 我知道，有时候你的生活是个婊子

So come purchase my easy fix 所以来买我的简单的办法

I've been there myself sad fat and bald 我已经有我自己伤心的脂肪和秃头

But soon with my help, you'll have it all 但很快我的帮助，你会拥有这一切

Ill build you back up for the fight 伊利诺伊州建立备份的斗争

You'll be so wound up your stomachs tight 你会很伤你的胃紧

Your the laugh of the party you'll get yourself laid 党的你的笑，你会得到自己奠定

Surely you'll trust me once I've been paid 当然，你相信我一次，我已经支付

   

In just seven short days 在短短7日内短

You'll change your life 你会改变你的生活

All of your innocence found 所有你的清白的发现

You'll even lose a few pounds 你甚至会失去了几磅

See yourself making a mint 看到自己制作的薄荷

Quality time with your kids 质量时间与您的孩子

Send me your money and I'll change your life 给我你的钱，我会改变你的生活

Change 更改

   

So many years ago I was so low and lonely and depressed 因此，许多年前，我是如此的低，孤独和沮丧

I hadn't left my flat in weeks and never even bothered getting dressed 我没有离开我的公寓在几个星期甚至从来没有费心穿衣

And I was smoking weed and I was in a mess and that's when it happened 我是抽大麻，我是一个烂摊子，这就是当它发生

So I opened up the blinds to let the light in on my sorry life 于是我打开了窗帘让光线在我的生命惋惜

I dreamed about success and money muscles women cars 我梦见的成功和金钱的肌肉车的妇女

And even wives and they would always attend to my every need 甚至妻子，他们总是照顾我的每一个需求

So do you see what you can be, baby when you're with me? 所以，你看你能有什么，因为当你和我在一起？

   

In just seven short days 在短短7日内短

You'll change your life 你会改变你的生活

All of your innocence found 所有你的清白的发现

You'll even lose a few pounds 你甚至会失去了几磅

See yourself making a mint 看到自己制作的薄荷

Quality time with your kids 质量时间与您的孩子

Send me your money and I'll change your life 给我你的钱，我会改变你的生活