[INTRO: Chris Rock] [简介：克里斯洛克]

...All this ill shit ......这一切都病了狗屎

This fuckin Sir Mix-A-Lot shit 这他妈的混一个批量爵士狗屎

What the fuck is this shit? 什么他妈的是狗屎？

See the shit's video? 看到狗屎的视频？

'PUT IT ON THE GLASS!' “把它放在玻璃！ ”

'Put yo TITTIES on the glass' “把溜溜的titties在玻璃上”

This is like a pick-up line: 这就好比一个回升线：

'How you doin? “你好吗？

I was wonderin, could you put yo BIG FUCKIN TITTIES on the glass?' 我很迷惘，你能不能把溜溜的大FUCKIN的titties在玻璃上？ “

'No, I don't wanna go to a movie, could you PUT EM ON THE GLASS?!' “不，我不想去看电影，可你把电磁放在玻璃？ ”

'Put your titties on the glass'?! “把你的titties在玻璃上” ？

What happened to 'How ya doin? Whatcha doin later? Let's catch a movie'? 发生了什么事“你们好吗？干麻以后干什么？让我们去看一场电影“ ？

No, 'Put em on the glass' 不，“把EM在玻璃上”

'Put em on the fuckin glass' “把EM的他妈的玻璃”

What the fuck is this shit? 什么他妈的是狗屎？

The girls got on bikinis - he got a fur coat on 女孩上了车比基尼 - 他上了一件裘皮大衣

What the fuck is the weather like in Seattle? 什么他妈的就像是在西雅图的天气如何？

   

[Sir Mix-A-Lot] [混合的A - 地段爵士]

All my ex's, eat this one 我的所有前的，吃这个

   

(You can have her) （你可以有她的）

   

[VERSE 1] [诗歌1 ]

I used to have this girl, let's say her name was Mona 我曾经有过这个女孩，让我们说她的名字叫蒙娜丽莎

Mona, fine young sugar comin out of Arizona 蒙娜丽莎，优秀的年轻糖今儿出来亚利桑那

5 ft. 6 straight thick with a switch 5英尺​​6直厚的带开关

And a set of them juicy-ass lips (Mmh...) 和一组他们的多汁驴唇（ MMH ...）

Kinky, just like me 纠结的，只是喜欢我

She can take a straight gee 她可以采取直啧啧

And put him down for the count 1, 2, 3 并把他打倒在计数1， 2 ， 3

Needless to say I was kickin it 不用说，我是在唱歌这

Cause I know when I'm the only one gettin it 因为我知道，当我是唯一一个就开始报

But - ooh, things change when you don't maintain 但是 - 哦，世事无常，当你不维持

The same game you got her with, mayn 同样的游戏，你有，迈恩了她

Flew back home, and I was slippin 飞回家，而我是跌到

Cause as soon as I left, another brother starts spittin 当我离开的原因，另一个兄弟开始吐口水

Throwin drag about wantin a family 关于wantin家庭肆意拖

Tryin to front because he wanna be manly 试着前面，因为他想成为男子汉

Tellin my girl how I'm playin the field 在告诉我的女孩我是如何在表演现场

Boy, you'se a jake for real 男孩， youse à杰克的真实

Now a player I like, but you know I can't stand no snitch 现在的球员我都喜欢，但你知道我不能忍受没有打小报告

Tryin to front like he rich 试着正面像他丰富

Done shot your credit, cause you bought you a new E 完成拍摄你的信用，因为你买了你一个全新的E

320, and you wanna be a hoe like me 320 ，你想成为像我这样的锄头

Now you done salted my game 现在你做腌我的游戏

Told my girl I'm a player, and you bought her a ring 告诉我的女孩我是一个玩家，你给她买了戒指

You paid a lotta money just to grab her 你付出了洛塔钱只是为了抓住她

I'ma tell you like this, trick: you can have her 我是告诉你这个样子，招：你可以拥有她

   

(You can have her) （你可以有她的）

   

[VERSE 2] [诗歌2]

I gotta do what I gotta do 我得做我必须做的

Baby girl's through, so I need somethin new 女婴的通过，所以我需要新的事端

You can't keep a good mack down 你不能保持一个良好的麦克下来

I get around cause I got a tight thing up in Sea-Town 我避开，因为我在海城有一个紧密的东西了

5'9" with dimples 59“带酒窝

Caramel skin, straight fine, hella tight, no pimples 佳美皮肤，直细，海拉紧，没有粉刺

Thinkin my game was concrete 想着我的游戏是具体的

But I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes 不过，我得看他们其他艺人和运动员

Especially the ones who wanna settle down 特别是那些谁想要安定下来

Cause they'll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown 因为他们会乞求，喝了你的鞋，并得到他们的鼻子棕色

Just the kinda man you wanted, ain't it, honey? 只是有点男人你想要的，不是吗，亲爱的？

A big buff dumb-ass fool with hella money 一个大BUFF哑屁股傻瓜与海拉钱

Down to spend till his knees bend 下来要花费直到他的膝盖弯曲

Then the athlete's broke and his girl's in the wind 那么运动员的在风中打破了他的女孩

And my girl gets mad, cause I never spend time like I'm s'posed to 和我的女孩生气，因为我从来没有花时间像我sposed到

Plus I'm a boaster 再加上我是吹牛

Shaggin up too damn quick, now she's lookin for a sugar daddy Shaggin起来太他妈的快，现在她看着一个傍大款

Just to get a '96 Caddy 只是为了获得一个96年球童

A big truck she found 她发现了一个大卡车

You young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland Browns 你年轻的磨砂板凳为克利夫兰布朗队的

He never had nothin, thicker than a cheerleader 他从未有过的没什么，厚度超过啦啦队长

Now he got juice, so he eats her 现在，他得到的果汁，让他吃了她

And treats her to a big wad of cash 并把她的一大叠现金

Too weak, so she left his ass 太弱了，所以她离开了他的屁股

You can have her 你可以有自己

   

(You can have her) （你可以有她的）

   

Just rollin by the Playboy Mansion... 只是花花公子豪宅罗林...

   

[VERSE 3] [诗歌3 ]

I got me a, I got me a, I got me a, I got me a 我得到了我，我得到了我一个，我得到了我一个，我得到了我

Young bunny, young bunny in La-La Land 年轻的小兔子，小兔子在洛杉矶有

Wanna get freaky with the papa man 想获得怪异的爸爸的男人

I smack her to the front, I smack her to the back ì嫌她的面前，我嫌她的背

I smack it with the whiffle ball bat, remember that? í嫌它与whiffle球棒，还记得吗？

One happy black man I be 一个快乐的黑的人，我是

When my L.A. bunny wanna trip with me 当我与我的洛杉矶兔子想之旅

Her name is Teresa 她的名字叫邓丽君

She was freakier than me, but I figured I could please her 她比我悚人，但我想我可以请她

She had the long braids 她的长辫子

Chocolate sister, loved to cuff men like slaves 巧克力妹妹，爱到袖口的男人像奴隶

Arrived at the house at last 来到房子最后

Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass 可见在相同的酒杯两种颜色的唇膏

Provocative artwork around me 我身边的挑衅艺术品

Four pink slippers on the floor surround me 地板上的四个粉红色的拖鞋围绕着我

One pair's for her, the other pair's for who? 一对的她，另一对的了谁？

Plus she only lives in a one bedroom 再加上她只住在一间卧室

Well hm - it might be on 嗯HM - 这可能是对

Ménage-à-trois, open la bouche, taste la bomb 三陪-à-三河，开啦BOUCHE ，口感弹拉

Teresa's roommate walks in 邓丽君的室友走了进来

6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupid-ass grin 6英尺2带假发和一个愚蠢的屁股笑容

(Oh my goodness!) （哦，我的天啊！ ）

   

(You can have her) （你可以有她的）

   

You done brought a big-ass man up in the room? 你做带来了一个大屁股的男人在房间里？

Girl, what's wrong with you? 女孩，有什么错吗？

Honey, that is gay 亲爱的，那是同性恋

Yo partner, you can have her 哟伙伴，你可以拥有她

Cause I don't want none of y'all 因为我不希望你们都没有的

3's Company, if you know what I'm sayin 3的公司，如果你知道我在说什么

Yeah 是啊

   

Put it on the danceflo' 把它放在danceflo “

   

Bring it back 把它带回来