"Ooo, I like this toy. Watch it go. Uw...wait!" [gunshots] “噢噢噢，我喜欢这个玩具。看着它走。的Uw ...等等！” [枪声]

   

"We're sorry the person you are calling is dead" “对不起，你拨打的电话已经死了”

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

I was like six, I used to get dissed by the chicks 我很喜欢6 ，我用得到的小鸡dissed

And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks 大家就追我，打我用砖头

And rocks and sticks and calling me names 和石块和棍棒与叫我的名字

And filled my lunchbox with frogbrains (eeww!) 而且充满了我的饭盒与frogbrains （ eeww ！ ）

When I left school, it was much iller 当我离开学校，这是很多Iller河畔

My daddy was a serial killer 我的爸爸是个连环杀手

And how about that, he'd always make me sit in the back 而怎么样，他总是让我坐在后排

With all his dead bodies on my lap (move!) 随着我的膝盖上所有的尸体（动！ ）

When I got home, enough of the static 当我回到家，够静

Hammer and tools, went up to the attic 锤子和工具，走到阁楼

Never knew any other girls or boys 从来不知道任何其他的女孩或男孩

Only my toys, toys, toys 只有我的玩具，玩具，玩具

Bang! Clang! Hammer and twist 砰！铛！锤子和扭曲

Nobody knows I exist, and I'm pissed 没有人知道我的存在，我很生气

But I won't be mentally scarred 但我不会在精神上伤痕累累

Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard 相反，我做玩具的墓地，玩具

Monday, ringing the bell 周一，在按门铃

It's all about show and tell, might as well 这是关于展示和讲解，还不如

Show all these bastards just what I got 显示所有这些混蛋刚才我得到了什么

Yo, check out my toy box! 呦，看看我的玩具箱！

   

"Nothing feels better than a good harty-harr, right boys and girls" “没有什么感觉比一个好哈蒂 - HARR要好，对男孩和女孩”

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

We got dead bodies everywhere you look 我们得到了尸体随处可见

All the nerds sitting up front got cooked 所有坐在前面的书呆子得到了熟

Others start screaming and making a dash 有人开始尖叫，使一个破折号

So I start handing out toys fast at last 于是，我开始快速分发玩具，最后

You like slinkies, we got slinkies 你喜欢slinkies ，我们得到了slinkies

Only mine like to wrap around your face 只属于我喜欢环绕你的脸

And stretch, twist, kazoom 和拉伸，扭曲， kazoom

And whip your body all over the fuckin room ，掀起你的身体全他妈的房

So come, one at a time 这样一来，一次一个

Open your gift and what you will find 打开你的礼物，你会发现

Is a toy, my friend, that you'll never forget 是一个玩具，我的朋友，你永远也不会忘记

It's not everyday that you get your skull split 这并不是说你得到你的头骨分裂的日常

You like soldiers, we got soldiers 你喜欢军人，我们得到了战士

Made with rubber and steel, they look real 以制造橡胶和钢铁，它们看起来很真实

But I wouldn't just toss em under your bed 但我不会只是折腾EM你床下

That's how you get an axe to the forehead (oww) 这就是你如何让斧头额头（ OWW ）

And don't let em sit around all day 不要让EM坐了一整天

Come home and find you mom, dead in the hallway 回家找你妈，死在走廊上

Cuz they can be nifty CUZ它们可以是极好的

All the toys are shifty, haha, in my toy box 所有的玩具都是翻云覆雨，哈哈，我的玩具箱

   

"Woooowee, that sure sounds like fun!" “ Woooowee ，那肯定听起来很有趣！ ”

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

That's not a toy, hey, wait a minute 这不是一个玩具，哎，等一下

Don't fuck around, homie, you can lose an eye with it 别他妈的左右，哥们，你可以失去一个眼睛吧

That's my double blade razor whip chop jimmy 这是我的双刀片剃须刀鞭劈吉米

And it's mine, motherfucker, so gimme gimme 它是我的，狗娘养的，所以给我给我

You want toys, you come to the right place 你想要玩具，你来对地方了

Try my little toy, Mutilating Mental Case 试试我的小玩具，毁损心理案例

Wind him up, let him go among all of ya 风他，让他走在所有的雅

Then BANG! serial slaughterer 然后，砰！串行刽子手

Your turn, reach in and get lucky 轮到你了，达到和得到幸运

Oh look, he pulled out a rubber ducky 哦，看，他拿出一个橡皮鸭子

It make a funny sound and then BANG! 它使一个有趣的声音，然后砰！

Blew the fingers off his fuckin hand 自爆的十指关了他的偶像的手

Don't stop, class ain't done yet 不要停止，类还没有完成

I remember you calling me poindexter 我记得你波因德克斯特打电话给我

Bookworm brainy, my aggrevation 书虫聪明，我aggrevation

Went into these little creations 走进这些小创意

Reach in, you might find something wicked 达到，你可能会发现一些缺德

Wicked, scary, chop bang pickadery 邪恶，可怕，印章爆炸pickadery

Off with your head, a robot with a sword 砍掉你的头，用剑的机器人

But now he's looking at me, but what for? 但是现在他在看我，但什么？

"Eh, wait a minute, I made you “哎，等一下，我让你

Get them, not me. Eh, wait a minute, motherfucker." 让他们，不是我。哎，等一下，娘。 “

"Oh, I love this record." “哦，我爱这首歌。 ”