Those crazy Christians, I was gonna sleep in today 今天那些疯狂的基督徒，我本来打算睡

But the church bells woke me up and they’re a half a mile away 但教堂的钟声把我吵醒了，他们是一个半英里远

Those crazy Christians, dressed up drivin’ down my street 那些疯狂的信徒，盛装打扮。开了我的街

Get their weekly dose of guilt before they head to Applebee’s 获取他们的内疚每周剂量，他们前往阿普尔比的前

 

They pray before they eat and they pray before they snore 他们祈祷，吃之前，他们和他们祈祷，他们才打鼾

They pray before a football game and every time they score 他们一场足球比赛，每一个进球的时间之前祈祷

Every untimely passing, every dear departed soul 每一个不幸逝世，每个亲爱的灵魂离去

Is just another good excuse to bake a casserole 只不过是另一种很好的借口，烤砂锅

 

Those crazy Christians, go and jump on some airplane 那些疯狂的基督徒，去跳一些飞机

And fly to Africa or Haiti, risk their lives in Jesus’ name 飞非洲和海地，冒着生命危险奉耶稣的名

No, they ain’t the late night party kind 不，他们不是深夜派对样

They curse the devil’s whiskey while they drink the Savior’s wine 他们诅咒魔鬼的威士忌，而他们喝了救主的酒

 

A famous TV preacher has a big affair and then 著名电视传道人有一个很大的事情，然后

One tearful confession and he’s born again again 一个泪流满面的忏悔，他的一次重生

Someone yells hallelujah and they shout and clap and sing 有人喊哈利路亚，他们欢呼鼓掌和唱歌

It’s like they can’t wait to forgive someone for just about anything 这就像他们已经迫不及待地原谅他人的任何事情

Those crazy Christians 那些疯狂的基督徒

 

Instead of being outside on this sunny afternoon 而不是在这个阳光明媚的下午，正在外面

They’re by the bedside of a stranger in a cold hospital room 他们是由一个陌生人在一个寒冷的病房床头

And every now and then they meet a poor lost soul like me 和每一个现在，然后他们满足穷人丢了魂似的我

Who’s not quite sure just who or what or how he ought to be 谁是搞不清究竟是谁或者是什么或如何他应该是

They march him down the aisle and then the next thing that you know 他们行军他沿着过道，然后，你知道的下一件事

They dunk him in the water and here comes another one of those crazy Christians 他们扣篮他在水中这里来另一个那些疯狂的基督徒

 

They look to heaven their whole life 他们期待着天上的一生

And I think what if they’re wrong but what if they’re right 我想，如果他们错了，但什么什么，如果他们是正确的

You know it’s funny, much as I’m baffled by it all 你知道，这很有趣，就像我被这一切莫名其妙

If I ever really needed help, well you know who I’d call 如果我真的需要帮助，那么你知道是谁我会打电话

Is those crazy Christians 是那些疯狂的基督徒