There once was a king of paris 这里曾经是巴黎的一个国王

There once was an emperor of brazil 还有一次是巴西的皇帝

There was maybe a loch ness monster 有可能是尼斯湖水怪

There once was a buffalo bill 曾经有一个布法罗比尔

Now you can search the whole wide planet 现在，你可以搜索整个地球范围

Scratching in the mud and worms 搔抓在泥和蠕虫

But an honest politician 但是，一个诚实的政客

Is just a contradiction in terms 在计算只是一个矛盾

And if I had the keys to the kingdom 如果我有钥匙王国

I'd hand them straight to you 我会直接交给他们，你

In another time another place 在另一个时间另一个地方

Another life another waste 另一种人生的另一个浪费

Sometimes the last thing you wanna know is the truth 有时候你想知道的最后一件事就是这个道理

   

With your bishops priests and mullahs 有了您的主教神父和毛拉

And all the mumbo jumbo clans 和所有的魔神家族

When you're not accepting women 如果你不接受女性

How can you love your fellow man? 你怎么能爱你的同胞？

Well you can search the whole wide planet 那么你可以搜索整个地球范围

Down to viruses and germs 下到的病毒和细菌

A 'sensible' religion A“明智的”宗教

Is just a contradiction in terms 在计算只是一个矛盾

   

And if I had the keys to the kingdom 如果我有钥匙王国

I'd hand them straight to you 我会直接交给他们，你

In another time another place 在另一个时间另一个地方

Another life another waste 另一种人生的另一个浪费

Another love another lie 另一种爱另一个谎言

Another small way to die 另一个小的死法

Sometimes the last thing you wanna know is the truth 有时候你想知道的最后一件事就是这个道理