Well I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars 我是一个傻逼细的古巴雪茄

The problem is I can't afford 'em 问题是我买不起时间

But last year I went and got myself a whole box 但去年我去了，给自己买了一整盒

And just to be safe I insured 'em 而刚刚被安全I投保时间

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

I took out a policy against fire and theft 我拿出政策，防止火灾和盗窃

And then I hurried home 然后，我急忙赶回家

With a fifty-cent lighter I sat on my back steps 用50美分的打火机我坐在我的后面步骤

And I smoked 'em one by one 我抽时间一个接一个

   

Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man 两个星期后，我去了一看就知道保险的人

And I handed in my claim 我递交了我的要求

With a straight face I told him that through a series of small fires 着脸我告诉他，通过一系列小火

They'd all gone up in flames 他们会都在火焰中消失了

   

[2nd Chorus] [第二合唱]

They reviewed my case and they had no choice 他们审查我的情况下，他们别无选择

But to pay me for what I'd done 但要我什么我做

And I took that check and bought a whole new box 我就拿了检查，并买了一台全新的框

And I smoked 'em one by one 我抽时间一个接一个

   

Two weeks later this detective shows up 两个星期后，这个侦探显示出来

Tells me that company's pressin' charges 告诉我，公司的压力机， “收费

One speedy trial later they locked me up 一个快速审判后，他们把我关起来

On twenty-four separate counts of arson 在24分开纵火罪名

   

[3rd Chorus] [第三合唱]

And now I sit and I stare at a blank brick wall 现在我坐下来，我盯着一个空白的砖墙

Lookin' back on what I've done 回首对我做了什么

To pass the time I've got some ten-cent cigars 通过我有一些10美分雪茄的时候

And I smoke 'em one by one 我抽烟时间一个接一个

Yeah, I smoke 'em one by one 是啊，我抽烟时间一个接一个