Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams 医生，每天晚上我都奇怪的梦

Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means 医生，听我的，告诉我这意味着什么

First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear 首先我要去我的内裤 SHOPPIN “

Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air 然后，所有的突然，我漂浮在半空中

My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare 我的嘴唇脱落，每个人都开始盯

Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere 油炸圈饼和热狗到处飞

   

Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet 现在医生，等一下，你是不是听到了什么“还

Next comes the part that I won't ever forget 接下来是我永远不会忘记的一部分

Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies 现在，我拜因“之后这些俄罗斯间谍

They give me some velcro, and an order of fries 他们给我一些魔术贴，和薯条的顺序

Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise 突然间我打保龄球星舰企业号

I fall down a hole and that's when I realize 我跌倒了一个洞，当我意识到这是

   

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我被困在万纳白衣柜

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我卡在万纳白衣柜

Night after night after night after night 夜复一夜后，夜复一夜

   

All right! 好吧！

   

Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane 医生，你不告诉我，我是不是要疯了

Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain 是它的东西我吃了什么错我的大脑

See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur 你看，我赤身裸体在教堂里，当我遇到一个恐龙

Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor 尝试运行，但我的脚已经被钉在地板上

Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door 然后，侏儒推我通过一个旋转门

And I'm back in the very same place I was before 而我回到同样的地方，我是前

   

Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 现在我被困在万纳白衣柜

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我卡在万纳白衣柜

Night after night after night after night 夜复一夜后，夜复一夜

   

And I can't bust out and I can't break free 我不能出局，我无法挣脱

And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me 而且它刚开了一点点太闷在这里对我来说

And I can't go home and I can't get loose 我不能回家，我不能让松

And I try to escape but it's just no use 我试图逃跑，但它只是没有用

   

And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win 我永远不能离开，我永远不会赢

And we're runnin' outta air and the walls are closin' in 我们正在天边失控的空气和墙壁上closin “在

And I can't go back and I can't get through 我不能回去，我不能打通

But Vanna since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you 不过，万纳既然你来了，为什么你不让我买你的元音

   

Come on Vanna, come on! 来吧万纳，加油！

   

Ow, buhhh 嗷， buhhh

   

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again 医生，所有这些疯狂的梦想再次启动

That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then 这是正确的，我什至醒了，然后现在尖叫

See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address 你看，我下班回家，但我忘了我的地址

I'm half an hour late for my algebra test 我迟到了半个小时我的代数测试

Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest 然后一些粘糊糊的外星人跳出我的胸膛

And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest 我爱你，坠落，我想你都知道了

   

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我被困在万纳白衣柜

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我卡在万纳白衣柜

Night after night after night after night 夜复一夜后，夜复一夜

   

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我被困在万纳白衣柜

Stuck in a closet with Vanna White 停留在万纳白衣柜

N-n-n-night after night after night night night Ñ ​​- N-N夜后，夜复一夜一夜一夜

   

Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya) 然后，我被困在万纳白（丫丫丫丫，丫丫，你，丫丫）衣柜

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我卡在万纳白衣柜

Night after night after night after night 夜复一夜后，夜复一夜

   

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya) 我被困在衣柜里万纳白（丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫）

I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White 我被困在万纳白衣柜