Washing machine, pinstripe dream 洗衣机，细条纹的梦想

Stripped the gloss from a beauty queen 从选美皇后剥离光泽

Found our nest, in the Daily Express 发现我们的窝，在每日快报

Met the vicar in a holy vest 会见牧师在圣洁的马甲

Brought up the children Church of E 长大了的孩子电子商务堂

Now I vegetate with a colour TV 现在我种植树木以彩电

Worst ever thing that ever happened to me 有史以来最严重的事情，曾经发生在我身上

Oh, for D.I.V.O.R.C.E., oh Judy 哦，对D.I.V.O.R.C.E.哦朱迪

   

Whatever happened to pillow fights 无论发生在枕头打架

Whatever happened to jeans so tight, Friday nights 无论发生在牛仔裤太紧，周五的晚上

Whatever happened to lover's lane 无论发生在情人巷

Whatever happened to passion games 无论发生在激情游戏

Sunday walks in the pouring rain 周日走在瓢泼大雨

   

Curling tongs, mogadons 卷发钳， mogadons

"I got a headache baby, don't take so long" “我有个头疼的宝宝，不要拿这么久”

Single beds, middle age dread 张单人床，中年恐惧

Losing the war in the Waistlands spread 败战的Waistlands蔓延

   

Who left the cap of the toothpaste tube 谁离开牙膏管的盖子

Who forgot to flush the loo 谁忘了冲洗厕所

Leave your sweaty socks outside the door 离开门外汗的袜子

Don't walk across my polished floor, oh Judy 在我光滑的地板上不走，呵呵朱迪

   

Whatever happened to morning smiles 无论发生在早晨的微笑

Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles 无论发生在邪恶的诡计，宽容的风格

Whatever happened to twinkling eyes, hard fast drives 无论发生在一闪一闪的眼睛，硬盘驱动器快

Complements on unnatural size 补充了非自然的大小

   

Propping up a bar, family car 支撑着一间酒吧，家庭用车

Sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk 出汗进行抵押作为一个秃顶的店员

World war three, suburbanshee 第三次世界大战， suburbanshee

Just slip her these pills and I'll be free 只需把她的这些药，我会免费

   

No more Judy, Judy, Judy no more 没有更多的朱迪，朱迪，朱迪不再

Goodbye Judy 再见朱迪