Now they make new movies in old black and white, 现在他们在做新老电影的黑白，

With happy endings, where nobody fights, 随着大团圆的结局，没有人在那里打架，

So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage, 所以，如果你发现自己在这怀旧的愤怒，

Honey, jump right up and show your age. 亲爱的，右跳好，展现你的年龄。

   

I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache, 我希望我有一个铅笔粗细的小胡子，

the "Boston Blackie" kind, or a “波士顿黑涩会”之类，或

two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket, 双色瑞奇里卡多外套，

and an autographed picture of Andy Divine. 和安迪神圣的亲笔签名照片。

   

Oh, I remember bein' buck toothed and skinny 哦，我记得拜因“降压齿和骨感

Writin' fan letters to Sky's niece Penny. 以创作“粉丝来信天空的侄女便士。

Oh, I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache, 哦，我想我有一个铅笔粗细的小胡子，

then I could solve some mysteries too. 然后我可以解决一些未解之谜了。

Oh it's Bandstand, Disneyland, growin' up fast, 哦，是音乐台，迪士尼乐园，慢慢生长快“起来，

Drinkin' on a fake I.D. 在假内径喝

And Rama of the jungle was everyone's Bawana, 和丛林拉玛大家的Bawana ，

But only jazz musicians were smokin marijuana. 但是，只有爵士音乐家戒掉大麻。

Yeah, I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache, 是的，我想我有一个铅笔粗细的小胡子，

then I could solve some mysteries too. 然后我可以解决一些未解之谜了。

   

But then it's flat-top, dirty bop, copin' a feel' 但后来它的平顶，脏防喷器， COPIN 的感觉“

grubbin on the living room floor; grubbin在客厅的地板上;

They send you off to college to try to gain 他们送你上大学来试图以

a little knowledge, 一知半解，

But all you want to do is learn how to score. 但是，所有你想要做的是学会如何得分。

Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear, 是啊，但我现在刚开了老了，不穿内裤，

I don't go to church, and I don't cut my hair; 我没有去教堂，我不剪头发;

But I can go to movies and see it all there, 但我可以去看电影，看它都在那里，

Just the way that it use to be. 只是它使用的是方法。

   

That's why I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache 这就是为什么我希望我有一个铅笔粗细的小胡子

the "Boston Blackie" kind, or a “波士顿黑涩会”之类，或

two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket, 双色瑞奇里卡多外套，

And an autographed picture of Andy Divine. 和安迪神圣的亲笔签名照片。

   

Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be, 呵呵，我可以是任何人，我想成为，

Maybe suave Eerol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby. 也许倜傥Eerol弗林或阿拉比的酋长。

If I only had a pencil-thin mustache, 如果我只有一支铅笔薄胡子，

then I could do some cruising too. 然后，我可以做一些游弋了。

   

Yeah, Brylcream, a little dab'll do yah, 是啊， Brylcream ，有点dabll做的呀，

Oh, I could do some cruising too. 哦，我可以做一些游弋了。