It's funny all the things a man can do when he's asleep 这很有趣，所有的事情一个人可以做的时候，他睡着了

Like playing right field for the Red Sox on national TV 像红袜全国电视上播放右外野

Or the next night I could the CEO of IBM IBM或第二天晚上我可以首席执行官

Or making out with Sandra Bullock in the movie we're both in 或正与桑德拉·布洛克在影片中我们都在

Oh, how perfect it would be 哦，多么完美这将是

If my life we're like my dreams. 如果我的生活中，我们就像我的梦。

   

But then again there is the one 但随后又出现一个

Where it's a normal day at work 它是在工作正常的一天

And I realize that I'm not wearing pants 我意识到，我没有穿裤

Or the one where I'm skydiving 或者一个地方，我跳伞

And my parachute won't open 而我的降落伞无法打开

And I wake up screaming just before I land 我醒来的尖叫就在我的土地

On second thought I think I'll stick with my reality 关于第二个想法，我想我会坚持我的现实

'Cause it's a scary place to be 因为那是一个可怕的地方是

There's no logic, there's no guarantee 有没有逻辑，也不能保证

In my dreams. 在我的梦里。

   

John Lennon takes me riding in his yellow submarine 约翰·列侬把我骑在他的黄色潜水艇

Last night he even told me what I am the walrus means 昨晚，他甚至告诉我，我是海象手段

The alarm clock started ringing 闹钟响起开始

I hit snooze and closed my eyes 我打打盹，并闭上了眼睛

And won a million bucks in Vegas every time I rolled the dice 而在拉斯维加斯我每次掷骰子时赢得了百万美元

Oh, how perfect it would be 哦，多么完美这将是

If my life we're like my dreams. 如果我的生活中，我们就像我的梦。

   

But then again there is the one 但随后又出现一个

Where I'm running through the forest 在那里，我在森林中跑

From a psycho with a meat hook for a hand 从与肉钩的手心理

Or the one where Sandra Bullock 或一个地方的桑德拉·布洛克

Leaves me standing at the alter 让我站在ALTER

'Cause I got busted cutting off my mattress tag 因为我得到的是非法切断我的床垫标签

On second thought I think I'll stick with my reality 关于第二个想法，我想我会坚持我的现实

'Cause it's a scary place to be 因为那是一个可怕的地方是

There's no logic, there's no guarantee 有没有逻辑，也不能保证

In my dreams. 在我的梦里。

   

Oh how perfect it would be 哦，多么完美的将是

If my life we're like my dreams 如果我的生活中，我们就像我的梦

But then again there is the one 但随后又出现一个

Where it's a normal day at work 它是在工作正常的一天

And I realize that I'm not wearing pants 我意识到，我没有穿裤

Or the one where I'm skydiving 或者一个地方，我跳伞

And my parachute won't open 而我的降落伞无法打开

And I realize that I'm not wearing pants 我意识到，我没有穿裤

But then again there is the one 但随后又出现一个

Where I'm running through the forest 在那里，我在森林中跑

And I realize that I'm not wearing pants 我意识到，我没有穿裤

Or the one where Sandra Bullock 或一个地方的桑德拉·布洛克

Leaves me standing at the alter 让我站在ALTER

And I realize that I'm not wearing pants... 我知道，我不是穿着裤子...