I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV 我坐在我的椅子上看电视

It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see 它甚至没有，但有很多给我看看

I just lit some crazy ass shit 我刚点燃一些疯狂的屁股狗屎

that my friend overnight mailed to me 我的朋友在一夜之间被寄给了我

I'm fucking wasted 我他妈的浪费

It's the best shit I ever tasted 这是我吃过的最好的狗屎

I think they fucking laced it 我觉得他们他妈的它股价

Cause I'm so damn lambasted 因为我太他妈骂得狗血淋头

Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe 哦，我的朋友就过来让我收拾他管

I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype 我告诉他，他更容易去使用这个狗屎，但他不相信炒作

He sparked three bows just to show he could take it 他引发了三鞠躬只是为了证明他可以把它

Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked 两分钟后，他被打步步高裸体

He's fucking wasted 他他妈的浪费

It's the best shit he ever tasted 这是他吃过的最好的狗屎

He's lost in fucking spaced-ed 他失去了他妈的间隔-ED

Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted 因为他是如此的邪恶邪恶的浪费

Oh I spent the last two hours 哦，我度过了前两个小时内

hiding under my bed 在我躲在床

Cause I looked in the garbage can 因为我对着垃圾桶

and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head 我想我看到了我的叔叔Louie的头

I'm fucking wasted 我他妈的浪费

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face 以及我的朋友吹击到我的宠物鸟的脸

The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place 鸟歇斯底里地笑了起来，开始月球漫步所有的地方

He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak 他绊倒了烤面包机电线落在他的嘴

He looked at the two of us and he started to speak 他看着我们俩，他开始说话

I'm fucking wasted 我他妈的浪费

It's the best shit I've ever tasted 这是我吃过的最好的狗屎

My brain's been erased-ed 我的大脑被抹去-ED

Well fucking fried 好他妈的炒

I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat 我坐在浴缸里想要吃的东西

I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet 我想要一个比萨饼鸟说辣是甜的

Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe 快递员出现了四小时后，递给我他的鞋

I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you 我说我们点了比萨饼哥们，什么是地狱的了你

I'm fucking wasted 我他妈的浪费

It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted 这是最好的狗屎我这辈子他妈的尝到

Oh fucking shit 哦，臭狗屎

I'm way too baked 我太出炉