[Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [亚当：]你不介意的话，我认为每个人都是一个机器人，我所有的谈话都被录音

[Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me [丽莎： ]你不介意我所有的裤子太短了我

and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha) 我也捅有人用剪刀在很久以前（ HA- HA- HA ）

[Adam:] And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side [亚当： ]你不在乎我收集动物尸体从侧面

of the road then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player 道路然后假装他们还活着，并认为我是一个著名的足球运动员

[Lisa:] And you don't have a problem with me [丽莎： ]你没有跟我有问题

when I follow people I've never met before and force them to look 当我跟随的人，我以前从来没有见过，强迫他们看

at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back 在尼尔钻石的画像我已经刻在我的背上

[Adam:] It's very pretty, baby [亚当： ]这是非常漂亮的，宝贝

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Well you must have been sent from above 那么你一定已被送往从上面

You're all that I can think of 你是所有我能想到的

You're just as psychotic as me 你就像精神病的我

My crazy love 我疯狂的爱

[Adam:] Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit [亚当： ]那么它永远不会打扰你的时候我穿我的防雪装

to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep 每天晚上睡觉，我让你的舌头对我说话，直到我睡着

[Lisa:] Blah bloo blah bloo bloo [丽莎： ]胡说布卢嗒嗒布卢布卢

[Adam:] Thank you [亚当： ]谢谢

[Lisa:] And you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out [丽莎： ]你不要取笑我，因为我还是做出来

with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO 我的继父，我也告诉大家我是一个不明飞行物

for two and a half years 在两年半的时间里

[Adam:] I believe you sugarpie [亚当： ]我相信你糖饼

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'Cause our love is right on track “因为我们的爱是正确的轨道上

I'm yours, your mine it's a fact 我是你的，你是我这是事实

Don't forget to take your Prozac 不要忘记把你的​​百忧解

My crazy love 我疯狂的爱

[Adam:] Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there [亚当： ]好吧我昨天胳肢一个人谁甚至不存在

[Lisa:] Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my [丽莎： ]哦，前三天，我在跑到街上我

Wonder Woman underwear 神奇女侠内衣

[Adam:] I didn't care Babe I know I never had a job 'cause I'm afraid [亚当： ]我不在乎宝贝，我知道，我从来没有过一份工作，因为我很害怕

to talk to people 'cause I know that they're all robots who are seeking information 与人交谈，因为我知道他们是谁正在寻求信息的所有机器人

[Lisa:] They can't fool you sweetheart [丽莎： ]他们骗不了你我的爱人

And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin 我知道你知道我是谁烧了我的表弟一

Chester's house to the ground but you told the cops we were out 切斯特的房子在地上，但是你告诉我们出了警察

ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you 舞厅跳舞的时候来了，问你问题

[Adam:] I ain't no fink, dollface [亚当：]我是不是没有告发， dollface

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'Cause we know that it's true 因为我们知道，这是真的

Only I could love you 只有我能爱你

We both eat with our hands 我们俩吃的用我们的双手

My crazy love 我疯狂的爱

[Lisa:] My crazy, crazy love [丽莎： ]我疯了，疯狂的爱

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[Adam:] Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby [亚当： ]哦，我想每个人都已经死了，除了你，宝贝

[Lisa:] I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me? [丽莎： ]我觉得你抛出一些通心粉上我以同样的方式？

[Adam:] Oh yeah, here you go [亚当： ]哦，是的，在这里你走

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