If I recall correctly 如果我没有记错

It was the middle of spring 这是春天的中间

Walkin with my boys 与我的孩子们走着

Contemplating what summer will bring 考虑了夏天会带来

We started talking about girls 我们开始谈论女孩

And it was the funniest thing ，这是最有趣的事情

As I started to remember some of my funniest flings 当我开始记得我的一些搞笑甩

   

See there was Ashley, 见有阿什利，

She caught my eye the second that she passed me 她抓住了我的眼睛，第二，她从我身边走过

I kissed her once 我吻了她一次，

Then she started to harass me 然后她就开始骚扰我

She called all night long 她呼吁整夜

I had to buy a brand new phone 我当时买了一个全新的手机

   

And let me see 让我看看

There was Melanie 有梅兰妮

To have a mouth like that should be a felony 有一个嘴像这应该是重罪

Wouldn't believe half the shit that she was telling me 不相信一半，她告诉我狗屎

I mean dirty vocab 我的意思是肮脏的词汇

She used to talk like she was crunk 她总是说喜欢她的旷课

   

And after that was Tiffany 在这之后是蒂芙尼

The one with the cute cousin 那个以可爱的表妹

Are you kiddin' me? 你在开玩笑我吗？

She had a man 她有一个男人

But that didn't mean shit to me 但是，这并不意味着狗屎给我

He tried to catch us all the time 他试图抓住我们所有的时间

But I was just to goddamn smooth 但我只是该死顺利

   

And I can't forget to mention Carrie 我不能忘记提及嘉莉

But that situation quickly got scary 不过，这种情况很快就吓人

Cuz after 2 days she was like lets get married 的Cuz术后第2天，她很喜欢让结婚

Can you believe that shit? 你能相信，狗屎？

I had to pack my bags and move! 我只好收拾行李和感动！

   

They say I gotta change my evil ways 他们说，我要改变我的恶行

And I'm working hard at it every day but 而我正在努力在它的每一天，但

No matter what i do 无论我做什么

I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to 我似乎让我试图不要犯同样的错误

If love is just a game that people play 如果爱情只是一场游戏的人玩

And practice make perfect is what they say but 和实践做出完美的是他们在说什么，但

No matter what I do 无论我做什么

I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to 我似乎让我试图不要犯同样的错误

   

I'll always remember Monica 我会永远记得莫妮卡

The Jewish chick 犹太小鸡

She'd always give me gifts for Chanukkah 她总是给我的礼物Chanukkah

To meet her folks she tried to make me rock a Yhomica 为了满足她的人，她试图让我晃动Yhomica

But she looked so damn good 但她看上去是那么该死的好

She almost made my ass convert 她几乎让我的屁股转换

   

And after that there was Lisa 在这之后还有丽莎

She had a twin sister, Teresa 她有一个孪生妹妹，邓丽君

I bumped into them at Cam's getting pizza 我碰上了他们在凸轮的越来越比萨

The greatest night of my life 我一生中最伟大的夜晚

Schlep's "The Rock that Killed Two Birds" 拖带的“造成两人死亡，鸟的摇滚”

   

And there was Erica 并有埃里卡

She had the stankest breath in North America, 她有stankest一口气在北美，

I tried to slip her tic tac's 我试着滑了井字的

But they were scared of her 但他们都被吓的她

And when we made out 而当我们做出来的

I always had to plug my nose 我一直插我的鼻子

   

And I suppose you know your sister 我想你知道你姐姐

Shoot, I swear by hand and God 拍，我发誓手神

I only kissed her 我只是吻了她

I gotta foot fetish 我得恋足

But she gotta lota blisters 但她得洛塔水泡

I mean hammer time feet 我的意思是锤子时脚

You'd think she had dead bugs for toes 你会认为她有死虫子的脚趾

   

They say I gotta change my evil ways 他们说，我要改变我的恶行

And I'm working hard at it every day but 而我正在努力在它的每一天，但

No matter what I do 无论我做什么

I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to 我似乎让我试图不要犯同样的错误

If love is just a game that people play 如果爱情只是一场游戏的人玩

And practice make perfect is what they say but 和实践做出完美的是他们在说什么，但

No matter what I do 无论我做什么

I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to 我似乎让我试图不要犯同样的错误

   

Yo Matt, 哟马特，

Remember Catherine? 记住凯瑟琳？

She talked so much 她谈了那么多

I used to make her bring me aspirin 我曾经让她给我阿司匹林

Bla, bla bla bla BLA ，唧唧歪歪

I'm doing fine thanks for asking 我很好，谢谢你的邀请

I even tried to make a muzzle 我什至试图使枪口

But her mouth just would not quit 但她的嘴就是不放弃

   

Oh Shit 哦，妈

Remember Shauna? 记住绍纳？

I hate to bring her up again 我不想把她再次

I didn't wanna 我没有想

That girl I talked about 那个女孩我谈

In that "Girl's A Dog" song 在这种“少女的一只狗”的歌

Yeah, the poster girl for Paxil 是的，海报女郎帕罗西汀

Almost made me lose my grip 几乎让我失去了我的抓地力

   

And oh shit 哦狗屎

There was Krystal 有克里斯塔尔

The meth head 冰毒头

She used to sniff like a fist full 她用嗅探犹如拳头

One time she chased me down the street with a pistol 有一次，她追着我在街上用手枪

She tried to say I took her stash 她试图说我把她藏匿

She bugged out and tried to kill my ass 她鼓鼓的，并试图杀死我的屁股

   

And at last we got Kimmy 而在去年，我们得到帼

She went abroad 她出国

Came back 回来

And broke up with me 和我分手

And so I ripped up all the letters that she sent me 所以，我撕掉了所有的，她寄给我的信

I cried for like 3 days 我哭得像3天

Then it was back to my evil ways 然后又回到了我的邪路

   

They say I gotta change my evil ways 他们说，我要改变我的恶行

And I'm working hard at it every day but 而我正在努力在它的每一天，但

No matter what I do 无论我做什么

I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to 我似乎让我试图不要犯同样的错误

If love is just a game that people play 如果爱情只是一场游戏的人玩

And practice make perfect is what they say but 和实践做出完美的是他们在说什么，但

No matter what I do 无论我做什么

I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to 我似乎让我试图不要犯同样的错误

   

They say I gotta change my evil ways 他们说，我要改变我的恶行

And I'm working hard at it every day but 而我正在努力在它的每一天，但

No matter what I do 无论我做什么

I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to 我似乎让我试图不要犯同样的错误

If love is just a game that people play 如果爱情只是一场游戏的人玩

And practice make perfect is what they say but 和实践做出完美的是他们在说什么，但

No matter what I do 无论我做什么

I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to 我似乎让我试图不要犯同样的错误