Nice man George, newsagent on the corner, 好男人乔治，报摊上的角落里，

Not very rich, but never any poorer, 不是很丰富，但从来没有任何较差，

Jaunty old George, a happy sixty-three, 轻松活泼的老乔治，幸福63 ，

Not very tall, but healthier than me. 个头不大，但比我更健康。

He whistles timeless tunes as he saunters down the street, 他吹口哨永恒的旋律，他闲逛在大街上，

Springs in his legs and elastic in his feet. 普林斯在他的腿和弹性在他的脚下。

   

But in the middle of the night, 但在半夜，

He steals through your garden, 他偷过你的花园，

Gives your hosiery a fright, 使你的袜子吓了一跳，

And doesn't say pardon. 并没有说原谅。

As soft as a breeze, 柔软如微风，

With an arm full of underwear, 随着手臂满是内衣，

On his hands and knees, 他的手和膝盖，

Dreams about the knicker scare. 梦见了knicker恐慌。

   

Hello there George, newsagent on the corner, 你好乔治，报摊上的角落里，

How's the old car, yes the climate's getting warmer, 怎样的老车，是气候的逐渐回暖，

Chatty old George as you get your morning paper, 健谈的老乔治，你让你的晨报，

Read about the knicker thief, underwear taker. 阅读关于knicker小偷，内衣接受者。

Bids you 'Good day', as you wander out the door, 您的出价“好天” ，当你漫步出了门，

Never closes early, always cleans the floor. 千万不要提前打烊，随时清理地板。

   

But when darkness hits the town, 但是，当黑暗击中镇，

And there's washing on your line, 并有清洗您的线路，

Get your knickers down, 让你的内裤了，

Before the dreaded sign. 可怕的迹象之前。

When the clock strikes eight, 当早晨八点钟敲响，

And you're snuggled up in bed, 而你依偎在床上，

He'll be at the garden gate, 他会在花园门口，

Filling underwear with dread. 填充内衣的恐惧。

   

Nice man George, newsagent on the corner, 好男人乔治，报摊上的角落里，

He was closed today, maybe gone to mow the lawn, 他今天被关闭了，也许去修剪草坪，

I had to go further down the road to get me current bun, 我不得不在路上走的更远让我当前的发髻，

Hello - Isn't that George on page one? 你好 - 这不就是乔治在一个页面上？

No it couldn't be, but yes it is, 不，不可能，但肯定的是，

Difficult to see from these photofits. 很难从这些photofits看到。

   

But they are after him, 但他们毕竟他，

Of that you can be sure, 那你可以肯定，

They've called him on the phone, 他们已经叫了他的电话，

They've knocked on his door. 他们已经敲开了他的门。

A-But he's gone away, A - 但是他走了，

Gone to stay with some mates, 走了留下来的一些队友，

He got the papers early, 他提前拿到试卷，

And saw his own face. 看到自己的脸。