I wish I had an evil twin 我希望我有一个邪恶的双胞胎

running 'round doing people in 运行轮做的人

I wish I had a very bad 我希望我有一个非常坏的

and evil twin to do my will 和邪恶的双胞胎做我的意志

to cull and conquer, cut and kill 宰杀和征服，切断杀

just like I would 就像我会

if I weren't good 如果我是不好的

and if I knew where to begin 如果我知道从哪里开始

   

down and down we go 下来，下来我们去

how low no one would know 没有人会如何知道低

sometimes the good life wears thin 有时候美好的生活穿薄

I wish I had an evil twin 我希望我有一个邪恶的双胞胎

   

my evil twin would lie and steal 我邪恶的双胞胎会说谎和偷窃

and he would stink of sex appeal 他会很臭的性感

all men would writhe 所有的男人都会翻腾

beneath his scythe 他的镰刀下

he'd send the pretty ones to me 他会送漂亮的人给我

and they would think that I was he 他们会认为我是他

I'd hurt them and I'd go scot free 我伤害了他们，我会去逍遥法外

   

I'd get no blame and feel no shame 我会得到不怪，觉得没有羞耻

'cause evil's not my cup of tea 因为邪恶不是我的那杯茶

   

down and down we go 下来，下来我们去

how low one would not need to know 一个人如何低就不需要知道

all my life there should have been 我所有的生活，应该有

an evil twin 一个邪恶的双胞胎