The books you think I wrote are way too thick. 你觉得我写的书实在是太厚实。

Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick? 谁需要一千个比喻来找出你不应该是一个家伙？

And I don't watch you when you sleep. 我不看你的时候，你睡觉。

Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep 令人惊奇的是，我不使用我的全能是一个他妈的蠕变

   

You're not going to heaven 你不会上天堂

Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you? 他妈的为什么你会认为我会永远踢它吗？

None of you are going to heaven 没有你要的天堂

There's a trillion aliens cooler than you 没有什么比你凉爽一万亿外星人

   

You shouldn't abstain from rape just 'cause you think that I want you to 你不应该放弃强奸只是因为你认为我要你

You shouldn't rape 'cause rape is a fucked up thing to do 你不应该强奸因为强奸是一种性交的事

(Pretty obvious, just don't fucking rape people, please, didn't think I had to write that one down for you) （很明显的，只是不他妈的强奸的人，请，没想到我不得不写一个下来给你）

   

I don't think masturbation is obscene 我不认为手淫是下流

It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen 这绝对是天然的，而最古怪他妈的事我见过

You make my job a living hell and I sent gays to fix overpopulation 你使我的工作了人间地狱，我送同性恋者解决人口过剩

And boy did that go well 而孩子却是顺利

   

You're not going to heaven 你不会上天堂

Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns 吃了一千饼干唱赞美诗万元

None of you are going to heaven 没有你要的天堂

You're not my children 你不是我的孩子

You're a bad game of Sims 你是个糟糕的比赛模拟人生

   

You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to 你不应该放弃的猪肉只是因为你认为我要你

You can eat pork 'cause why the fuck would I give a shit? 你可以吃猪肉“的原因，为什么他妈的我会给出一个狗屎？

(I created the universe, think I'd draw the line at the fucking deli aisle?) （我创造了宇宙，认为我会画线处他妈的熟食店过道？ ）

   

You argue and you bicker and you fight 你认为和你斗嘴，你打

Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night 无神论者和天主教徒，犹太教徒和印度教徒认为白天和黑夜

Over what they think is true 在他们的想法是真实的

But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you 但是，没有人招待的想法，也许上帝不相信你

   

You pray so badly for heaven 你祈祷这么惨的天堂

Knowing any day might be the day that you die 知道任何一天可能是你死的那天

But maybe life on earth could be heaven 但也许地球上的生命可能是天堂

Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try 不只是它的思想使其值得一试

   

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My love's the type of thing that you have to earn 我爱的东西，你必须赢得的类型

And when you earn it you won't need it 而当你赚钱，你不会需要它

   

I'm not gonna give you love just 'cause I know that you want me to 我不会给你的爱只是因为我知道你要我

If you want love then the love's gonna come from you 如果你想爱的，然后爱的会来自于你