Want to have some party time with my son 希望有一些聚会的时间与我的儿子

So I brought him down to the fishin' hole 所以我带他下到钓鱼“孔

Didn't like the feeling of the worm in his hand 没有像蠕虫的感觉在他的手

Got mad threw down his fishin' pole 生气扔下钓鱼“极

Said that's alright son let's go and get an ice cream 说是正常的儿子，让我们去拿冰淇淋

Let your old man buy you a treat 让你的老男人给你买一种享受

But he didn't like no flavors up upon that wall 但他不喜欢没味道了在那墙

Started cryin' and ran into the street 开始哭泣，并跑到街上

   

He's an asshole 他是一个混蛋

My kid's an asshole 我的孩子是个混蛋

I swear he just don't float my boat 我发誓，他只是不上浮我的船

Always cryin' 总是哭泣

Always cryin' 总是哭泣

Make me wanna punch him in his little throat 让我想狠狠揍他在他的小喉咙

   

I called my lady up to tell her what had happened 我打电话给我的夫人了，告诉她发生了什么事

How our son had run away 如何我们的儿子已经离家出走

She said don't worry baby I will talk to him 她说，别担心宝贝，我会跟他谈

And everything will be okay 一切都会好起来的

   

My lady's an asshole 我的夫人是一个混蛋

She's an asshole 她是一个混蛋

Her assholeishness is off the charts 她assholeishness是关闭的图表

Always pefect 总是资源分类

Always perfect 总是完美的

Make me wanna punch her in her lady parts 让我想冲她在老太太的部分

   

I decided I'd go down to the bar 我决定我下来去酒吧

And drown my sorrows in a beer 并淹没我的悲伤在啤酒

But the sign outside said "Closed for renovations 但符号外说“关闭整修

Will open up again next year" 将开辟明年再“

   

That bar is an asshole 那个酒吧是一个混蛋

It's an asshole 这是一个混蛋

Oh the worst bar in the land 哦，这片土地上最糟糕的吧

Always closin' 总是closin “

Always closin' 总是closin “

Can't punch a bar cause you'll hurt your hand 不能打一个吧，因为你会伤了你的手

   

I went home to forget about my troubles 我回家忘了我的烦恼

Sat down in my favorite easy chair 在我最喜欢的安乐椅上坐下

But I couldn't relax for the pain I was feeling 但我不能的痛苦，我感觉放松

As hemorrhoid began to flare 由于痔开始爆发

   

My asshole's an asshole 我的混蛋是混蛋

A real butthole 一个真正的butthole

Needs to put his asshole self in check 需要把他的屁眼在自我检查

Always burnin' 一直燃尽的

Always itchin' 总是itchin “

Make me wanna punch him in his asshole neck 让我想狠狠揍他在他的脖子上屁眼

   

Late one night lying awake in bed 一天深夜，躺在床上睡不着

Mmm a realization came 嗯一个实现来

Are there really assholes everywhere I look 真的有蛀虫到处看

Or am I the one to blame 还是我的错

Maybe I just do not say the things I should say 也许我只是不说的事情，我应该说

And I don't do the things I ought 我不要做的事情，我应该

So I took a good hard look at myself in the mirror 所以，我在镜子拍了好辛苦一下自己

And this is what I thought 这就是我的想法

   

The guy that sold me this mirror's an asshole 那卖给我的人这面镜子是一个混蛋

He's an asshole 他是一个混蛋

Son of a bitch said it was antique 王八蛋说这是古董

He was lyin' 他是胡扯

He was lyin' 他是胡扯

Make me wanna punch him in his sale's man cheek 让我想狠狠揍他卖的人脸

I'm on a real asshole streak 我是一个真正的混蛋连胜

I could open up an asshole boutique 我可以打开一个混蛋精品

I think this song has reached it's peak 我觉得这首歌已经达到了它的巅峰

Goodbye assholes see you next week 再见混蛋看到你下周