On the first day of Christmas my dealer gave to me 在圣诞节的前一天，我的经销商给我

A bag of shrooms and some LSD 一袋爆炸蘑菇和一些迷幻剂

We snuck into the park to steal some Christmas trees 我们悄悄进园偷圣诞树

But the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave 但警察拉起，并要求我们很好地离开

We're all fucked up on Smirnoff eggnog 我们都搞砸了的斯米尔诺夫蛋酒

We crunch on candy canes and rev up all our chainsaws 我们紧缩的糖果手杖和转速了我们所有的链锯

You give us 30 and we'll tie it up at no extra cost 你给我们30 ，我们将比分扳成了在不增加成本

We'll take that 30 and spend it on pot 我们就买那种30和钱花在锅里

We're not too bright we flunk all of our classes 我们不要太亮不及格，我们全体班

Get in fights getting drunk cause we're bad kids 取得战斗醉酒的原因，我们是坏孩子

Our dads call us bastards mom's always plastered 我们的爸爸叫我们私生子妈妈的总是贴满

We're the closest thing to suburban gangsters 我们是最接近郊区歹徒

Cold air's what we breathe, our vests have no sleeves 寒冷的空气是我们的呼吸，我们的避弹衣没有袖子

It's hard to haul trees in subzero degrees 很难在长途零下度的树

We smell like evergreens 我们闻起来像常青树

   

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth 所有我想要的圣诞礼物就是我的两个门牙

And some mistletoe all up in this piece 和一些槲寄生的所有在这片

Maybe a girl that's free of disease 也许一个女孩，是免费的疾病

And while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of G's yeah 而我在想，扔在几个G公司的呀

I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed 我希望我的雪地车履带被固定

I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit 我希望有一个何谁不介意我防雪装不适合

I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees 我只是一个乡巴佬卖树打破树

Know your daddy hates me it's driving you crazy 知道你爸爸不喜欢我，这是你发疯

   

Even though my nose is runny get the honey's cause I'm money 虽然我的鼻子流鼻涕得到蜂蜜的，因为我的钱

But I never get laid can't find my way into long undies 但我从来没有得到奠定找不到我的方式进入长内衣

I don't trip, just dip, listen to country 我不跳，只是沾，听乡村

With my piss I write my name because I think it's funny 随着我的小便我写我的名字，因为我觉得这很有趣

I'm so into this deciduous lifestyle 我很为这个落叶的生活方式

You see dead tree and I see a cash cow 你看，死树，我看到一棵摇钱树

I never bargain and I never back down 我从来不讲价，我永不退缩

Put your back seat down and I'll take your ass to tree town 把你的后座上下来，我要你的屁股树镇

Your daughter's giving me the eye, so I am giving her a ride 你的女儿给我的眼睛，所以我给了她一程

I'll put up the tree myself and put up all the lights 我会把这棵树自己，把所有的灯

As long as I get all up in her insides 只要我得到所有在她的内心

   

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth 所有我想要的圣诞礼物就是我的两个门牙

And some mistletoe all up in this piece 和一些槲寄生的所有在这片

Maybe a girl that's free of disease 也许一个女孩，是免费的疾病

And while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of G's yeah 而我在想，扔在几个G公司的呀

I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed 我希望我的雪地车履带被固定

I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit 我希望有一个何谁不介意我防雪装不适合

I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees 我只是一个乡巴佬卖树打破树

Know your daddy hates me it's driving you crazy 知道你爸爸不喜欢我，这是你发疯