I saw a little kid 我看到一个小孩

As he walked around 当他走了一圈

He picked a candy bar up 他挑了直板起来

Off the ground 离地

He chowed about a half 他chowed约一个半

Then his face turned blue 然后，他的脸变成了蓝色

Turned out that candy bar was doggy-doo 原来，直板是狗斗

Don't pick it up I say 不要把它捡起来我说

Unless you can throw it away 除非你可以把它扔掉

Don't pick it up I say 不要把它捡起来我说

You're gonna be bummed that you went that way 你会被人吗，你去这样

   

You're out there makin' bacon 你在那里金腊肉

No scrutiny 无监督

You mess around too much 你浪费时间太多

And you got VD 和你有性病

You know you never think 你知道你不会想到

And you're sore today 而你今天很酸痛

You're gonna take it back to California 你会拿回去给加州

Don't pick it up I say 不要把它捡起来我说

Unless you can throw it away 除非你可以把它扔掉

Don't pick it up I say 不要把它捡起来我说

You're gonna be bummed that you went that way 你会被人吗，你去这样

   

My friend was kinda hurtin' 我的朋友是有点hurtin

For a girl to try 对于一个女孩子去尝试

He saw one that looked like Pat 他看到一个长得很像帕特

On Saturday Night Live 上周六夜现场

It had a pair of thingies 它有一双一样的东西的

But a mustache too 但胡子太

Not clearly male nor female 没有明确的男或女

So now what to do 所以，现在该怎么办

Don't pick it up I say 不要把它捡起来我说

Unless you can throw it away 除非你可以把它扔掉

Don't pick it up I say 不要把它捡起来我说

You're gonna be bummed that you went that way 你会被人吗，你去这样