When I was a boy 当我还是个孩子

There was no limit to what I could eat 有没有什么限制，我可以吃

Shake after shake after shake after shake 摇后摇后摇后摇

Followed by all kinds of red meat 其次是各种红肉

Metabolism runnin' around so fast 代谢天边周围这么快

My body never gained to weight 我的身体从来没有得到体重

That pissed off all my Momma's friends 这激怒了所有我妈妈的朋友

And made my big-boned sister irate 搞得我大去骨姐姐愤怒

But now I'm a man 但现在我是男人

And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt 和所有的嬉笑打闹，引起我的自我伤害

'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone 当我在淋浴时仅“因为即使

I'm to embarrassed to remove my shirt 我就不好意思删除我的衬衫

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay 是什么让一个百万富翁了菲多利先生

Made a fat mother fucker outta me 做一个胖母亲笨蛋我失控

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay 是什么让一个百万富翁了菲多利先生

Made a fat mother fucker outta me 做一个胖母亲笨蛋我失控

And all them cookies I been munching lately 并且所有的cookies我一直吃着最近

My feet are becoming difficult to see 我的脚变得很难看

I believe it was my Daddy 我相信这是我的爸爸

Who led me to this eating disease 谁使我这个病吃

By calling me "The Little Candy Ass" 叫我“小糖果驴”

When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese 当我无法完成与奶酪汉堡

Or maybe it was my Momma 或者，也许这是我的妈妈

Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods 谁得到我沉迷于所有的错误的食物

Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet 只有当我狼吞虎咽地吃下来，每鸡炸

Would I get to see Momma's good moods 我希望能看到妈妈的好心情

They said eat this, they said eat that 他们说吃这个，他们说吃

To stay skinny there was no chance 为了保持骨感没有机会

And now when I walk I hear corduroy 而现在，当我走我听到灯芯绒

Even though I ain't wearing pants 即使我不穿裤

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay 是什么让一个百万富翁了菲多利先生

You fat fuck, You fat fuck 你胖他妈的，你他妈的胖

Made a fat mother fucker outta me 做一个胖母亲笨蛋我失控

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay 是什么让一个百万富翁了菲多利先生

You fat fuck, You fat fuck 你胖他妈的，你他妈的胖

Made a fat mother fucker outta me 做一个胖母亲笨蛋我失控

And all that ice cream I been eating lately 和所有的冰淇淋我一直吃，最近

My chins alone weight 203 我的下巴重量仅203

The diet starts tomorrow! 明天才开始节食！

I have a grapefruit for breakfast 我有一个柚子的早餐

For lunch a bowl of white rice 至于午餐一碗白米饭

Dinnertime it's a saltless potato 晚餐这是一个无盐的土豆

I ain't allowed no spice 我是不会让任何香料

If this diet's gonna work 如果这种饮食的要去工作

Tonight I can't eat no more 今晚，我不能吃不多

"Just go to sleep," I say to myself “刚去睡觉， ”我对自己说

As I close the bedroom door 当我合上卧室的门

Two in the morning, I wake up to piss 凌晨两点，我醒来小便

My belly's hungry and achin' 我肚子的饥饿和阿钦'

Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the diet 蹑手蹑脚到厨房，他妈的饮食

Bring on the chips flavored with bacon 把对味的培根芯片

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay 是什么让一个百万富翁了菲多利先生

Made a fat mother fucker outta me 做一个胖母亲笨蛋我失控

What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay 是什么让一个百万富翁了菲多利先生

Made a fat mother fucker outta me 做一个胖母亲笨蛋我失控

And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately 而所有这些屑蛋糕，我吃了最近