Jillian was her name 吉利安是她的名字

She was sweeter than aspartame 她比阿斯巴甜

Her kisses reconfigured my DNA 她的吻重新配置我的DNA

And after that I never was the same 之后，我从来都不是相同的

   

And I loved her even more 我爱她更

Than Marlon Brando loved souffle 比马龙白兰度喜爱杂音

She was gorgeous, she was charming 她是美丽的，她很迷人

Yeah, she was perfect in every way 是啊，她是十全十美

   

Except she was always using the word "infer" 除了她总是用的是“推断”

When she obviously meant "imply" 当她显然指的是“暗示”

And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing 我知道有些人会容忍这种事

But frankly, I can't imagine why 但坦率地说，我无法想象为什么

   

And I told her, I said 我告诉她，我说

"Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey? “嘿！我们是打马蹄铁，亲爱的？

No, I don't think we are! 不，我不认为我们！

You're close! (Close!) 你靠近！ （关闭！ ）

But no cigar!" 但没有雪茄！ “

   

Then I met sweet young Janet 然后，我遇到了甜蜜的小珍妮

Prettiest thing on the planet 在这个星球上最漂亮的事

Had a body hotter than a habanjero 有一个身体比habanjero热

She had lips like a ripe pomegranate 她的嘴唇像熟透的石榴

   

And I was crazy like Manson about her 我是发疯似的曼森她

She got me all choked up like Momma Cass 她给了我所有哽咽起来像妈妈卡斯

She had a smile so incredibly radiant 她微笑着如此令人难以置信的辐射

You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass 你必须通过一片烟熏的玻璃来观看它

   

I thought after all these years of searching around 我觉得这些年摸索后

I'd found my soulmate finally 我已经找到了我的知己终于

But one day I found OUT she actually owned a copy 但有一天，我发现她居然拥有一个副本

Of Joe Dirt on DVD 乔土上的DVD

   

Oh, no! I said 哦，不！我说

"Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo? “嘿！我们是高球手榴弹， kiddo ？

No I don't think we are! 不，我不认为我们是！

You're close! (Close!) 你靠近！ （关闭！ ）

Oh, so very close! (Close!) 呵呵，所以非常接近！ （关闭！ ）

Yeah, baby, you're close! (Close!) 是啊，宝贝，你靠近！ （关闭！ ）

So close! 这么近！

But no cigar!" 但没有雪茄！ “

   

(Oh, yeah!) （哦，是的！ ）

(Oh, no!) （哦，不！ ）

(Oh, yeah!) （哦，是的！ ）

(Oh, no!) （哦，不！ ）

(Oh, yeah!) （哦，是的！ ）

(Oh, no!) （哦，不！ ）

(ALL RIGHT!) （好吧！ ）

   

[Hand claps, trumpet solo] [手拍手，小号独奏]

   

Julie played water polo 朱莉打水球

She wore a ribbon on her left manolo 她穿着她的左马诺洛丝带

She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near 她让我大汗淋漓尼克松一样，每次她靠近

My heart was beating like a Buddy Rif solo 我的心脏跳动像好友里夫独奏

   

And she was everything I've dreamed of 而她的一切我都梦见

She moved right up to #1 on my list 她搬到一直到＃ 1在我的名单

And did I mention she's a world famous billionare 和我提到她是一个世界著名的亿万富翁

Bikini supermodel astrophysicist 比基尼名模天体物理学家

   

Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron 是啊，她是那么漂亮，她做查理兹·塞隆

Look like a big fat slobbering pig 看起来像一个大胖子流口水的猪

The only caveat is one of her earlobes 唯一需要注意的是她的耳垂之一

Was just a little tiny bit too big 只是一个小点点太大

   

I said 我说

"Hey! Are we doing government work here? “嘿！我们正在做政府工作吗？

No I don't think we are! 不，我不认为我们是！

You're close! (Close!) 你靠近！ （关闭！ ）

So very, very close! (Close!) 所以非常非常接近！ （关闭！ ）

Aaw, baby, you're close! (Close!) AAW ，宝贝，你靠近！ （关闭！ ）

So close! 这么近！

But no cigar!" 但没有雪茄！ “

   

Missed it by that much! (No cigar!) 错过了用那么多！ （没有雪茄！ ）

Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!) 啊，是啊！啊，对了！ （没有雪茄！ ）

Really, really, really close! (No cigar!) 真的，真的，真的很近！ （没有雪茄！ ）

But no cigar! 但没有雪茄！