I sued Taco Bell í起诉塔可钟

'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas 因为我吃了五十万Chalupas

And I got fat! 我胖了！

   

I sued Panasonic í状告松下

They never said I shouldn't use their microwave 他们从来没有说我不应该用自己的微波炉

To dry off my cat 擦干我的猫

   

Huh, I sued Earthlink 呵呵，我起诉Earthlink公司

'Cause I called them up 因为我叫起来

N' they had the nerve to put me on hold N ，他们有胆量把我搁置

   

I sued Starbucks í起诉星巴克

'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap 因为我在我的腿上洒à Frappucino

And brrr, it was cold! 和BRRR ，它是冷的！

   

I sued Toys'R'Us í起诉ToysRUs

'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball 因为我吞了的Nerf球

And nearly choked to death 和几乎窒息死亡

   

Ugh, I sued PetCo 唉，我起诉PETCO

'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter 因为我吃了一袋猫砂的

And now I got bad breath! 现在我有口臭！

   

I sued Coca-Cola, yo í状告可口可乐哟

'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle 因为我把我的手指向下一瓶

And it got stuck! 它卡住了！

   

I sued Delta Airlines í控告达美航空公司

'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey “因为他们把我卖了一张票到新泽西

I went there, and it sucked! 我去那里，和它吸！

   

Yeah!!! 是啊！

   

If you stand me up on a date 如果你站在了我的日期

If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late 如果你救我的披萨30秒晚

   

I'm gonna sue, sue 我要告，告

Yes, I'm gonna sue 是的，我要告

Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do 苏，苏，是啊，这就是我该怎么办

I'm gonna sue, sue 我要告，告

Yes, I'm gonna sue 是的，我要告

Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you! 苏，苏，是的，我可能连告你！

   

Ugh!! 唉！

   

I sued Duracell í起诉金霸王

They never told me not to shove that double-A 他们从来没有告诉过我，不要推说双A

Right up my nose 直到我的鼻子

   

I sued Home Depot í控告家得宝

'Cause they sold me a hammer “因为他们把我卖了一锤

Which they knew I might drop on my toes 他们知道我可能会砸在我的脚趾

   

I sued Dell Computers í起诉戴尔电脑

'Cause I took a bath with my laptop 因为我洗了个澡我的笔记本电脑

Now it doesn't work 现在，这是行不通的

   

I sued Fruit of the Loom í状告织机的果实

'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head 当我穿上他们的tightie - whities在我头上“的原因

I look like a jerk 我看起来像一个混蛋

   

I sued Verizon í起诉Verizon公司

'Cause I get all depressed 因为我得到的所有郁闷

Any time my cell phone is roaming 任何时候，我的手机是漫游

   

I sued Colorado í起诉科罗拉多州

'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much 因为你知道，我认为它看起来有点过分

Like Wyoming 像怀俄明

   

I sued Neiman Marcus í起诉Neiman Marcus的

'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations 因为他们把他们的圣诞装饰品

Way out of season 出路季节

   

I sued Ben Affleck í起诉本·阿弗莱克

... ......

Aw, do I even need a reason? 唉，我什至需要理由吗？

   

Ugh! 唉！

   

If I sprain my ankle 如果我扭伤了脚踝

While I'm robbing your place 虽然我抢你的位置

   

If I hurt my knuckles 如果我伤害了我的指关节

When I punch you in the face 当我冲你的脸

   

I'm gonna sue, sue 我要告，告

Yes, I'm gonna sue 是的，我要告

Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do 苏，苏，是啊，这就是我该怎么办

I'm gonna sue, sue 我要告，告

Yes, I'm gonna sue 是的，我要告

Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you 苏，苏，这是正确的，我要去告你

   

Ugh! 唉！

Ugh! 唉！

Ugh! 唉！

   

I'll sue ya! 我要起诉雅！

I'll take all of your money 我要你所有的钱

I'll sue ya! 我要起诉雅！

If you even look at me funny 如果你连看我好笑

   

I'll sue ya! 我要起诉雅！

I'll take all of your money 我要你所有的钱

I'll sue ya! 我要起诉雅！

If you even look at me funny 如果你连看我好笑

   

I'll sue ya! 我要起诉雅！

I'll take all of your money 我要你所有的钱

I'll sue ya! 我要起诉雅！

If you even look at me funny 如果你连看我好笑

   

I'll sue ya! 我要起诉雅！

I'll take all of your money 我要你所有的钱

I'll sue ya! 我要起诉雅！

If you even look at me funny 如果你连看我好笑

   

I'll sue ya! 我要起诉雅！

Ha-ha ha ha-haa 呵呵哈哈， HAA

I'll sue ya! 我要起诉雅！

What'chall think of that? Whatchall想到呢？

   

I'll sue ya! 我要起诉雅！

Ha-ha ha ha-haa 呵呵哈哈， HAA

Boo ya! 嘘哦！

I'll sue ya! 我要起诉雅！

   

Ugh! 唉！