There was this one time not too long ago 不久前有这一次不

I saw this one girl that made my heart explode 我看到这个女孩做我的心脏爆炸

She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho 她不像其他地方，不，她不是豪

If I made her my girl, my life would be whole 如果我做了她我的女孩，我的生活会是全

   

I've never spoken to her, not even a word 我从来没有跟她说过话，甚至没有一个字

I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd 我知道你在想这听起来荒谬

But believe me I've tried, but to no avail 但请相信我，我已经试过了，但都无济于事

When I flirt with girls, I always fail 当我调情的女孩，我总是失败

   

Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend 博克斯曼，博克斯曼，博克斯曼不能得到一个女朋友

He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend 他的努力，真正的辛苦，但他不能让女朋友

   

It's about time that I face my fears 它是关于时间，我面对我的恐惧

Or I'll regret this for years and years 不然我会后悔的好多年

Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl... 伙计，我太紧张了，我想我可能会大叫......

Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl 嘿博克斯曼，我的名字是漂亮的女孩

   

Oh wait, I'm sorry, I'm not good at this 哦，等一下，对不起，我不擅长这个

...You smell that? it smells like piss ......你闻到了？它闻起来像小便

Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee 哦，上帝，原谅我，只是忽略了撒尿

Will you please go on a date with me? 请你去约会了吗？

   

Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend 博克斯曼，博克斯曼，博克斯曼只是有一个女朋友

Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend 即使得罪了他的裤子，博克斯曼只是有一个女朋友

   

Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot 为什么你有一个盒子，当你看着他这么热

You know that kinda thing will get you shot 你知道吗，有点事会挨枪子儿

Humans and boxes just don't intertwine 人类和箱子只是不纠结

I could have you arrested for this crime 我可以把你抓的这个犯罪

   

What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century 与你的男人有什么错？这是21世纪

Why you gotta go and act so elementary 为什么你要走了，并采取行动使小学

I'm human inside, although it doesn't show 我人在里面，但它并没有显示

Come on baby, lets go 来吧，宝贝，让我们去

   

I'm not gonna let people bring me down 我不会让人家给我下来

Now that's just something that I won't allow 现在，这只是一些我不会让

I taught myself that I should just walk away 我自学了，我应该一走了之

But then I always throw boiling water in their face 但后来我一直扔在他们的脸上开水

   

If there's something that I've learned from all this 如果有什么东西，我已经从这个都学会

It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates 它的爱是不是一个吻或巧克力

But sticking together through thick and thin 但是粘在一起同甘共苦

And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him 如果有人是一个家伙，扔热水在他身上

   

Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend 博克斯曼，博克斯曼，博克斯曼已经有女朋友了

He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend 他想企图谋杀，但他仍然有一个女朋友

   

Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend 博克斯曼，博克斯曼，博克斯曼已经有女朋友了

Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend? 博克斯曼，博克斯曼，博克斯曼已经有男友？