Whoa yeah, Segway Polo 哇啊，赛格威波罗

Gotta hit the ball with the wooden mallet 得碰到皮球的木槌

Even the professionals don't know how to ride a segway scooter 即使是专业人士也不知道怎么骑赛格威代步车

It's okay bro, hug it out, yeah. 没事兄弟，拥抱它，是的。

   

Hit the ball into the goal 击出的球进了球门

Because that's how you win at Segway Polo 因为那是你如何在赛格威马球获胜

This is the most intense sport I've ever- 这是最激烈的运动我已经ever-

Whoa! That guy's wearing lederhosen yeah 哇！那家伙的穿着皮裤耶

   

Oh no! There appears to be a dispute on the field! 哦，不！似乎是在球场上发生争执！

This German dude is really pissed off 这家德国家伙真的生气了

Dude, chill out. It's just Segway Polo 老兄，冷静下来。这只是赛格威波罗

Kid Rock was not paid enough to listen to your crap 摇滚小子没有给予足够的听你的废话

   

There's an ambulence in case you get a boo-boo 还有如果你得到一个嘘，嘘的ambulence

There's a merch table in case you want to buy crap 还有如果你想购买的废话​​à MERCH表

Electric unicycles pretty much kick ass! 电动单轮脚踏车几乎踢屁股！

This guy's going through a mid-life crisis 这家伙的经历中年危机

   

Segway Polo, heck yeah! 赛格威马球，哎呀呀！

Kid Rock, heck yeah! 摇滚小子，心里很不舒服耶！

Black people, Heck yeah! 黑衣人，哎呀呀！

Bouncing boobies, HECK YEAH!!! 弹弹鲣鸟，谁来YEAH ！

   

This guy's waiting for some surprise butt ass 这家伙的等待一些惊喜屁股屁股

HERE IT COMES! 这就来了！

Look at me mom! I'm failing on the internet! 看看我的妈妈！我没有在互联网上！

This guy's getting tired of playing Segway Polo 这家伙是越来越累了打马球赛格威

Because standing on a segway is very physically demanding 因为站在赛格威是非常苛刻的物理

   

Oh snap! It's tied! Have to go to a shoot out! 哦瞬间！它绑！必须要到拍出来！

I'm super excited! They're super excited! 我超级兴奋！他们是超级兴奋！

LET'S DO THIS! 让我们这样做！

   

Shoot 射击

Miss 小姐

Shoot 射击

Miss 小姐

Shoot 射击

Miss 小姐

Shoot 射击

Miss 小姐

Shoot 射击

Whoa score! 哇得分！

YOU WIN! 你赢了！

Now hump your teammate! 现在弓起你的队友！