If Music Were Real

[English]If Music Were Real (Intro)

[English lyric] To help keep your lunch, I've been discrete Box... [Ian:] Ahh, this music is terrible! No one would actually wanna listen to this crap! [Anthony:] Yeah, but it's just a Smosh ...

[中文对照] 为了保持你的午餐，我已经离散 中... [伊恩： ]啊，这音乐是可怕的！没有人会真正想听听这个扯淡！ [安东尼： ...

[English]The Legend Of Zelda Rap

[English lyric] Yeah, my name is Link, man More well known than 'Lil Wayne Oh you thought my name was Zelda? (That's a fucking girl's name!) I've saved the world like 15 times And saved the ...

[中文对照] 是啊，我的名字是环线，人 比较知名的比“律韦恩 哦，你以为我的名字是塞尔达？ （这是一个他妈的女孩的名字！ ） 我已经拯救了世界就像15倍 ...

[English]Meat In Your Mouth

[English lyric] You're playing games and need something to chew You're super hungry, so what do I do? I put the meat in your mouth, I put the meat in your mouth You know you love it when you ...

[中文对照] 你玩游戏，需要的东西来啃 你是超级饿了，所以我该怎么办？ 我就把肉在嘴里，我就把肉在嘴里 你知道你爱它，当你得到那个肉在嘴里。 你出去约会， ...

[English]Hardcore Max 2

[English lyric] MAX! Max had a car that's really sweet Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks Not just that but it chafs his neck And he thinks it's stupid as heck Max! Max! Max! Max ...

[中文对照] MAX ！ 最大有一辆车，实在是很甜蜜 不系安全带的原因那是怪才 不仅如此，但它chafs他的脖子 他认为这是愚蠢无趣 最大！最大！最大！ ...

[English]Most Epic Vacation Ever (Cannon Penis)

[English lyric] Feet in the sand Sunglasses on my face Hat on my head I'm in Surf City I'm in Surf City Watch me play my miniture golf, get it in the hole Panther's biting my hand, it hurts ...

[中文对照] 在沙脚 在我的脸上的墨镜 帽子在我头上 我在冲浪城 我在冲浪城 看我玩我miniture高尔夫，得到它在孔 豹的咬我的手，好痛 蒂基人humpin ...

[English]Segway Polo

[English lyric] Whoa yeah, Segway Polo Gotta hit the ball with the wooden mallet Even the professionals don't know how to ride a segway scooter It's okay bro, hug it out, yeah. Hit the ball ...

[中文对照] 哇啊，赛格威波罗 得碰到皮球的木槌 即使是专业人士也不知道怎么骑赛格威代步车 没事兄弟，拥抱它，是的。 击出的球进了球门 因为那是你如何在赛格威马球获胜 ...

[English]Boxman's Girlfriend

[English lyric] There was this one time not too long ago I saw this one girl that made my heart explode She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho If I made her my girl, my life would be ...

[中文对照] 不久前有这一次不 我看到这个女孩做我的心脏爆炸 她不像其他地方，不，她不是豪 如果我做了她我的女孩，我的生活会是全 我从来没有跟她说过话，甚至没有一个字 ...

[English]Boxman For President

[English lyric] My name is boxman, I'm runnin for pres I know I'm gonna win cause I'm better than the rest I'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressed And I'm the best dressed, but I ...

[中文对照] 我的名字是博克斯曼，我飞奔了PRES 我知道我会赢，因为我比其他人更好 我在这里要解决美国所以不要强调 而我是最会穿衣的，但我离题 北到南到东到西 ...

[English]Boxman's Happy Song

[English lyric] Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day The wind blows I return a man's tupe. I hold the door open for the man and his wife. Blue sky's are the best time of my life.

[中文对照] 走在大街上的一个美丽的夏天 风吹我回到一个人的TUPE 。 我认为开门的男人和他的妻子。 蓝天的是我生命中最美好的时光。

[English]Boxman 2.0

[English lyric] Walking down the street on a beautiful summer day The wind blows I return a man's toupé I hold the door open for the man and his wife Blue skies are the best time of my life ...

[中文对照] 走在大街上的一个美丽的夏天 风吹我回到一个人的toupé 我认为开门的男人和他的妻子 蓝天是我生命中最美好的时光 我是一个好人，得到什么回报，但 ...

[English]I Heart Burgers

[English lyric] Throw my burger in the air And I drink some of your soda Then I do a little bit of hopscotch And bust out the Macarena Then I train my dog to sit And then I train my mom to sit ...

[中文对照] 把我的汉堡在空中 我喝你的一些苏打水 然后我做跳房子一点点 而出局的玛卡莲娜 然后，我训练我的狗坐 然后我训练我妈坐 打毛衣来打动女孩 但我不是很擅长编 ...

[English]Happy Cow

[English lyric] Happy cow Happy cow Everywhere you go Happy cow Happy cow Take it to and fro Happy cow Happy cow Follows you all day Happy cow Happy cow Play, play, play, play Happy cow Happy ...

[中文对照] 快乐牛 快乐牛 你到处走 快乐牛 快乐牛 就拿它来来回回 快乐牛 快乐牛 下面你整天 快乐牛 快乐牛 玩，玩，玩，玩 快乐牛 快乐牛 比其他人更好 ...

[English]Anthony's Gone

[English lyric] Whoa, Ian's sad He lost his friend Who is now a Mexican, oh yeah He's eating ice cream Whoa, what the hell is that!? I'm thinking it's a blow-up doll Now Look at Anthony He's ...

[中文对照] 哇，伊恩的悲哀 他失去了他的朋友 现在谁是墨西哥，哦耶 他吃冰淇淋 哇，到底是什么！？ 我想这是一个吹娃娃 现在就来看看安东尼 他有一个塔科在他的帽子 ...

[English]If Music Were Real (Outro)

[English lyric] [Ian:] Yeah, I guess that would be pretty stupid if Smosh music was actually real. [Anthony:] Yeah. The only thing more stupid than that, would be the people who would actually ...

[中文对照] [伊恩： ]是啊，我想这将是非常愚蠢的，如果Smosh音乐竟是真的。 [安东尼： ]是啊。唯一比这更愚蠢的，会是谁的人居然会买这种废话。 [I ： ] ...