Woke up today 今天起床

looking through my email 希望通过我的电子邮件

it's all triple x - explicit sex 这一切都三倍X - 露骨的性爱

But I'm not horny 但我不是角质

   

Can't make it stop, the different colored soda pops 不能让它停下来，不同颜色的汽水罐

striped toe socks, call the cops 条纹五趾袜，叫警察

I can't take anymore 我受不了了

   

I've got the perfect cel plan with nights and weekends free 我已经得到了晚上和周末免费完美CEL计划

All the ringtones that I need 所有我需要的铃声

But no one ever calls me 但从来没有人打电话给我

   

I should paint myself green 我要画自己的绿色

Walk around in a red g-string 在一个红色的丁字裤走来走去

Cause I just don't fit in 因为我只是不适合

Turn my hat sideways 把我的帽子横盘

put a band aid on my face 把创可贴在我的脸上

You know that I.... 你知道我....

Wish I could start a trend 希望我能开始一个趋势

   

Checkin' out and in of the Paris Hilton 签了帕丽斯·希尔顿的 OUT和IN

Joe Millionaire - he's a has been 乔百万富翁 - 他是一个一直

Flippin' through a hundred million channels 弗利通过一个亿的渠道

But I still watch Road Rules 但我还是看路规则

Lose the pounds FLIP 失去了英镑翻转

You gotta buy now FLIP 你得立即购买FLIP

Here's the number to save your soul FLIP 下面就来拯救你的灵魂翻转数

Breaking news...another Michael Jackson scandal 突发新闻......另一个迈克尔·杰克逊丑闻

   

I've got the perfect cel plan with nights and weekends free 我已经得到了晚上和周末免费完美CEL计划

More on-peak than I need 更多关于峰比我更需要

But no one ever calls me 但从来没有人打电话给我

   

I'll wear low rider jeans 我会穿低骑手牛仔裤

Put a barbell through my dingaling 把杠铃从我dingaling

Cause I just don't fit in 因为我只是不适合

Turn my hat sideways 把我的帽子横盘

put a band aid on my pretty face 把创可贴在我美丽的脸庞

Cause I wish, I know, I could.... 因为我想，我知道，我可以....

I would start a trend 我将开始一种趋势

   

Nana nana na 娜娜娜娜NA

Nana nana na 娜娜娜娜NA

Nana nana na 娜娜娜娜NA

   

Then there's my girlfriend 再有就是我的女朋友

She's such a cutie 她是这样一个可爱

She'd be a beauty 她是个美人

If she could get an extreme makeover on that booty 如果她能得到的战利品的改头换面

I could bend her over and she let me spank it 我可以在弯曲了她，她让我天天打它

Take off my jeans 脱下我的牛仔裤

The zipper pinched my dingaling 拉链夹住我的dingaling

And I don't really fit in 我真的不适合

Throw my hat away 把我的帽子走

Take that stupid band aid off my face 就拿那个愚蠢的创可贴了我的脸

And I...I wish there were 我......我希望有

One more way to tan your skin 晒黑的皮肤另一种方式

a reality show where no one wins 真人秀，没有人赢

If I would be myself 如果我将我自己

Then I would start a trend 然后，我将开始一种趋势

   

If I'd just be myself 如果我只是做我自己