DON'T SEND ANY MONEY! 请勿发送任何金钱！

Fate has no price 命运没有价格

Ignore at your peril this splendid advice 忽略后果自负这灿烂的意见

An invaluable link in an infinite chain 在一个无限连锁的宝贵链接

An offer like this will just not come again 像这样的报价只是不会再来

You wish you had women to charm and bewitch 你希望你有女性的魅力和蛊惑

Power of life and death over the rich young girls will 生死了丰富的年轻女孩力量将

be swooning 是动荡不已

Because you're exciting them 因为你是他们令人兴奋

And not only fall at your feet but be biting them 不仅落在你的脚，但被他们咬

   

Guaranteed, guaranteed to capture your breath 保证，保证捕捉到你的呼吸

Or just possibly scare you to death 或者只是可能吓你到死

   

Sign it and seal it and send it to friends 签字盖章，并将其发送给朋友

But don't mention my name 但不要提及我的名字

Don't make any long term plans 不要让任何长期计划

   

In thirty-six hours your fortunes will change 在36小时你的命运将改变

Your best friends won't know you 你最好的朋友，不知道你

And neither will strangers ，也不会陌生

Do not keep this letter 不要让这封信

It must leave your hand 它必须让你的手

You have been selected from over five thousand 您已经选择从超过5000

   

A twister or dupe will bamboozle or hoodwink you à绞机或重复数据删除将哄骗或欺骗你

I can't say more it would only confuse you 我不能说更多的也只是迷惑你

The wine that they offer will go to your head 他们提供会去你的头酒

And you'll start to see double in fishes and bread 而且你会开始看到双鱼类和面包

   

Guaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or more 保证，保证一辈子以上

Guaranteed, for this world and the next 保证，对于这个世界和下一个

Guaranteed, guaranteed for the world and its mother 保证，保证对世界和它的母亲

Cherish this life as you don't get another one 珍惜这样的生活，你没有得到一个又一个

   

UNLESS you should take up this fabulous offer 除非你应该拿起这个神话般的报价

Don't leave it too late or you'll be bound to suffer 不要离开它太晚了，否则你会被江山

And woebetide anyone so woebegone 和woebetide人这么愁眉苦脸

You won't know you're born or about to pass on 你不会知道你出生或即将传递

   

You'll never get tired 你永远也不会厌倦

You'll never get bored 你永远不会觉得无聊

By the way I just hope you're insured 顺便说一句我只是希望你投保

   

And if you're not satisfied 如果你不满意

If you want more 如果您想了解更多

We can always provide an improved overture 我们可以随时提供改进的序曲

Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable 在保证价格几乎是无与伦比的

This offer is unrepeatable 此优惠不可重复

   

Your trouble will vanish 你的烦恼都会烟消云散

Your tears will dry 你的眼泪会干

Your blessing will just multiply 你的祝福只会倍增

Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable 在保证价格几乎是无与伦比的

This offer is unrepeatable 此优惠不可重复

   

Guaranteed, guaranteed to bring fortune and favor 担保，保证带给财富和青睐

In a riot of colours, (a variety of) and flavours 在五彩缤纷， （各种）和口味

Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable 在保证价格几乎是无与伦比的

This offer is unrepeatable 此优惠不可重复

   

Would I lie to you? Would I sell you a dud? 我会骗你吗？我会卖给你一个哑弹？

Just sign on the line. Could you possibly write it in 只需登录就行了。你能不能把它写在

blood? 血？