Did anybody notice, over marmalade and eggs 有没有人通知过果酱和鸡蛋

In between the Princess' legs 在公主的两腿之间

What with wars and floods and beggars 有什么战争，洪水和乞丐

Not to mention stocks and shares 且不说股票和股份

If you have a moment to spare 如果你有一个时刻不遗余力

Can you write and reassure me that I have seen 您可以写信安慰我说，我所看到的

They're constructing a time machine 他们正在建造时间机器

There will be no need for the obituary pages 就没有必要在讣告页

We can have any hero from the bygone ages 我们可以从过去的任何时代的英雄

'Til the truth emerges, the argument rages 直到真相浮出水面，争论十分激烈

   

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The major and the minor 主要和次要

Turn from tallow into tar 由牛油变成焦油

Should we leave them in their place? 我们应该让他们在自己的位置？

Down in damnation's cellar 倒在诅咒的酒窖

   

When any form of deity that you might enjoy 当你可以享受任何形式的神

Can be conjured with a test-tube and a flame 可以用试管和火焰被唤出

If it's out there then science can explain it 如果是在那里，然后科学能解释一下吗

Or at least remove the blame 或者至少移除怪

And if theres is anyone you'd like to see again 如果孤单是一个人，你想再次见到

The speak up quickly 连忙说出来

   

Send us back Da Vinci then we don't have to ponder 给我们发回达芬奇那么我们就不必思考

The maddening smile of "La Giaconda" 的“香格里拉Giaconda ”发狂的微笑

The critics say Nijinsky, the dancer, of course 批评人士说，尼金斯基当然，舞者，

While the punters would probably prefer the horse 而投注者可能会喜欢马

You'll find it's quicker than history, cheaper than divorce 你会发现它比历史上快，比离婚更便宜

   

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Bring back Liberace or Ollie and Stan 带回来的Liberace或奥利和斯坦

Shakespeare will have to wait his turn 莎士比亚将不得不等待轮到他

Elvis Presley and Puccini shall return 猫王和普契尼应当返还

I suppose we live and learn, though it's hard to believe as we 我想，我们的生活和学习，虽然这很难相信，因为我们

cheerfully burn 乐呵呵地燃烧

It's curious 这是奇怪的

Some will call for justice. 有些人会叫正义。

There are murders to solve 有谋杀解决

What about Hitler? Or at least Lee Harvey Oswald 那么希特勒？或者至少是李·哈维·奥斯瓦尔德

Give us this day and everything we squander 让我们在这一天，我们都挥霍

Anyone beautiful 任何人都漂亮

Somebody blonder 有人blonder

They'll never please mankind, so lie back and enjoy it 他们永远不会取悦人类，所以躺下来享受它

Stop press: They've just decided to destroy it 停止按：他们刚刚决定摧毁它

   

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