[Anthony:] All right, Ian, you ready to do this? [安东尼： ]好吧，伊恩，你愿意这样做吗？

[Ian:] Sure. I got to make sure my pitch is perfect. Mimimimimi! [伊恩： ]当然可以。我得确保我的球场是完美的。 Mimimimimi ！

[A:] Dude, shut up! [答： ]哥们，闭嘴！

[I:] Sorry. [I ： ]对不起。

[A:] All right, then. Kick that nasty beat! [答： ]好吧，那么。踢那个讨厌的节拍！

[I:] Actually, can you kick it? I just don't feel like beat kicking today. [I ：]其实，你能踢吗？我只是不喜欢拍今天踢。

[A:] Fine. [答： ]好的。

[Anthony beatboxing in the background] [在背景安东尼口技]

[I:] What up party people? Get ready for a treat. [I ： ]什么党的人呢？准备好请客。

[A:] This album's Smoshtastic and it's really neat. [答： ]这张专辑的Smoshtastic ，它是很整洁。

[I:] So sit back and relax. [I ： ]所以高枕无忧。

[A:] As we get to the task [答： ]当我们到达任务

[I:] Of blowin' out your mind. [I ： ]吹你的头脑。

[A:] And movin' that ass! [答： ]和居无定所“的屁股！

[I:] This is crazy. [I ： ]这是疯了。

[A:] This is funny. [答： ]这是有趣的。

[I:] And we're takin' all your money. [I ： ]我们羚牛你所有的钱。

[A:] We'll be singin' stupid songs until your eggs get runny. [答： ]我们将在欢唱愚蠢的歌曲，直到你的鸡蛋拿到流涕。

[I:] We got songs about robots and songs about dicks. [I ： ]我们得到了关于机器人和歌曲迪克斯歌曲。

[A:] Songs about Santa rockin' licorice whips. [答： ]关于圣诞老人摇滚甘草鞭子歌曲。

[I:] We got metal from my mom and parents suckin'. [I ： ]从我的妈妈了金属和家长吸 。

[A:] Yeah, emo love ballads and tomahawk chuckin'. [答： ]是啊，情绪爱民谣和战斧chuckin “ 。

[I:] And just when you think we ain't got nothin' left. [I ： ]而当你认为我们是不是得了什么也没留下。

[A:] Then we switch it up and hit you with [答： ]然后我们切换了起来，打你

[Both:] Cliche dubstep! [全部： ]陈词滥调的dubstep ！

[Starts beatboxing dubstep] [开始口技的dubstep ]

[I:] Ugh. That sucked, dude. [I ： ]唉。那吸，纨绔子弟。

[A:] Whatever, man. Dubstep's freakin' hard! [答： ]不管什么，老兄。的dubstep的刻着辛苦了！

[I:] Worst intro ever. [I ： ]最差介绍过。