we are the pirates who don't do anything 我们是谁，什么也不做海盗

we just stay at home, and lie around 我们只是呆在家里，和周围的谎言

and if you ask us, to do anything 如果你问我们，做任何事

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything 我们就告诉你，我们没有做任何事情

   

well I've never been to Greenland 好，我从来没有去过格陵兰

and I've never been to Denver 我从来没有去过丹佛

and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul 我从来没有宝藏在路易ST或ST保

and I've never been to Moscow 我从来没有去过莫斯科

and I've never been to Tampa 我从来没有去过坦帕

and I've never been to Boston in the fall 我从来没有去过波士顿在秋天

   

we are the pirates who don't do anything 我们是谁，什么也不做海盗

we just stay at home, and lie around 我们只是呆在家里，和周围的谎言

and if you ask us, to do anything 如果你问我们，做任何事

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything 我们就告诉你，我们没有做任何事情

   

and I've never hoist the main sail 我从来没有葫芦主帆

and I've never swabbed the poop deck 我从来没有擦拭船尾甲板

and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all 我从来没有转向右舷，因为我从来没有航行在所有

and I've never walked the gang plank 我从来没有走过的栈道团伙

and I've never owned a parrot. 我从来没有拥有一只鹦鹉。

and I've never been to Boston in the fall 我从来没有去过波士顿在秋天

   

we are the pirates who don't do anything 我们是谁，什么也不做海盗

we just stay at home, and lie around 我们只是呆在家里，和周围的谎言

and if you ask us, to do anything 如果你问我们，做任何事

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything 我们就告诉你，我们没有做任何事情

   

I've never plucked a rooster 我从来没有摘下一只公鸡

and I am not too good at ping-pong 而我在乒乓不太好

and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall 我从来没有抛出我的土豆泥靠在墙上

and I've never kissed a chipmunk, 我从来没有吻过花栗鼠，

and I've never gotten head lice 我从来没有得到头虱

and I have never been to Boston in the fall 我从来没有到过波士顿的秋天

   

(pirate captains log 2002 （海盗船长日志2002

who be this band relient k 谁是这个乐队relient ķ

and why they be so full of contradictions) 为什么他们如此充满矛盾的）

   

we don't know what he did 我们不知道他做了什么

but we're down with captain kidd 但我们来与基德船长

we don't wake up before lunch 我们在午餐前不要醒来

but we all eat captain crunch 但大家都吃得队长紧缩

we don't smoke, we don't chew 我们不抽烟，不嚼

we watch captain kangaroo 我们看袋鼠队长

   

and I've never licked a spark-plug 我从来没有舔了舔火花塞

and I've never sniffed a stink bug 我从来没有闻臭错误

and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball 我从来没有画雏菊上了一个大红色的橡胶球

and I've never bathed in yogurt 我从来没有沐浴在酸奶

and I don't look good in leggings 我不看的好绑腿

and I've never been to Boston in the fall 我从来没有去过波士顿在秋天

   

we are the pirates who don't do anything 我们是谁，什么也不做海盗

we just stay at home, and lie around 我们只是呆在家里，和周围的谎言

and if you ask us, to do anything 如果你问我们，做任何事

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything 我们就告诉你，我们没有做任何事情

   

we are the pirates who don't do anything 我们是谁，什么也不做海盗

we just stay at home, and lie around 我们只是呆在家里，和周围的谎言

and if you ask us, to do anything 如果你问我们，做任何事

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything 我们就告诉你，我们没有做任何事情