My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian 我的女朋友离开了我和一个七英尺的印度

My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean 我奶奶上吊自杀在加勒比海树

My sister's on the dope and my brother always picks his nose 我姐姐的在涂料和哥哥总是挑选他的鼻子

And Daddy's only happy when he's wearing Mama's pantyhose, yeah 而当他穿着妈妈的丝袜，是爸爸唯一的快乐

I just lost my job to a God damn robot (Good times!) 我失去了我的工作给该死的机器人（好时光！ ）

Then my dog got in the freeze box, he ate everything I got 然后，我的狗在冰冻中得到的，他吃了我得到的一切

But I've got my mule 但我有我的骡子

He's a very, very nice mule 他是一个非常，非常好的骡子

He walks with me home from school 他走了我从学校回家

Cause he's a very, very nice mule 因为他是一个非常，非常好的骡子

When he was a baby my mother fed him gruel 当他还是个婴儿的妈妈喂他粥

But now he prefers to dine on his own stool 但现在，他更愿意在自己的凳子用餐

He always philosophizes with the rabbis after shul 他总是用后shul拉比philosophizes

Cause he's a very, very pious mule 因为他是一个非常，非常虔诚的骡子

When he sees a picture of a carrot he has a tendency to druel 当他看到一个萝卜的照片，他有一种倾向， druel

On Halloween he tries to scare me by dressing up as a ghoul 在万圣节，他试图通过打扮成食尸鬼来吓唬我

He once challenged someone who stole my hat to a duel 他曾经质疑的人谁偷了我的帽子决斗

Cause he's a very, very Old school mule 因为他是一个非常，非常古老的学校骡子

A needle-nosed plier is his favorite tool 一根针鼻钳子是他最喜欢的工具

He lifeguards on a volunteer basis and the Rec. Center pool 他救生员在自愿的基础上，把记录。中心泳池

When I break down on the side of the road he shows up with unleaded fuel 当我打破在路边，他显示了无铅汽油

He's a devoted fan of Ms. Paula Abdul 他是保拉·阿卜杜勒女士的忠实粉丝

And also approves of the recent makeover of former folkie Jewel 而且还批准前folkie珠宝的近期改造的

[coughing] [咳嗽]

When I told him Halle Berry's husband cheated he just shook his head and said to himself 'what a fool' 当我告诉他，哈莉·贝瑞的老公骗了，他只是摇摇头，自言自语地说： “真是个傻瓜”

Cause he's a very, very monogamous mule 因为他是一个非常，非常一夫一妻制骡子

[snoring] Porkchop! Wake up, man, the session's not over! [打鼾] Porkchop ！醒醒吧，伙计，会议还没有结束！

After several well-publicized arrests for public urination he now drinks exclusively O'Doul 经过广泛宣传逮捕公共小便，他现在喝专门O'Doul

And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club to show kids smoking isn't cool 每一年，他穿上介绍的男孩俱乐部展现孩子吸烟不冷静

His favorite Elvis song is 'Don't be Cruel', no it's 'Hound Dog' 他最喜欢的猫王歌曲“不要残忍” ，没有它的'猎犬'

I was just kidding you 我只是在开玩笑，你