When I was just a little wee lad 当我还是个小凌晨小伙子

I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad 我跳上对我亲爱的老爸圈

Something jumped and poked me good 东西跳了起来，戳我好

'That' he said 'just me morning wood' “那是他说，”只是我早上木“

A little tin soldier's marchin by 小锡兵的marchin通过

Sergeant major unzips his fly 军士长解压缩他的飞

Pulls his weapon from his camouflage pants 拉他的武器从他的迷彩裤

Slaps away til it starts to dance 掴走直到它开始跳舞

A shootin star's above my bed à乱射明星的上面我的床

Changin colors of my mushroom head 我的蘑菇头的颜色了变化

A rainbow jizz flys across the room 整个房间彩虹的jizz蝇

Little white spermies meet their doom 小白spermies满足他们的末日

(Ah!) The amazing Willy Wanker! （啊！）惊人的威利混蛋！

(Aaaah!) The amazing Willy Wanker! （啊！ ）惊人的威利混蛋！

And my scrotum sack he says 而我的阴囊袋，他说：

Lalalalalala, tickle me! Lalalalalala ，胳肢我！

Little green men from outer space 来自外太空的小绿人

Here to exterminate the human race 在这里消灭了人类

Drop their ray guns and retreat to their ships 放弃他们的射线枪，撤退到他们的船只

When marshmallow sauce squirts from me tip 当从我的棉花糖酱鞘小费

Like a knight of olden Camelot 就像古时柯莱特的骑士

The goo takes off like an arrow shot 咕起飞似箭射击

Gwynevere drops to her knees and begs Gwynevere下降到她的膝盖和乞求

For the spittin dragon between me legs 对于我的两腿之间的龙吐口水

I'm using my thing for what it's for 我用我的事，那是什么了

Gentle knock upon me door 在我温柔的门敲

Mumsy drops her cup of tea Mumsy下降了杯茶

When she sees my wank standing tall and free 当她看到我手淫站在高大免费

(Ah!) The one and only Willy Wanker! （啊！）唯一的一个威利混蛋！

(Aaaaah!) Here comes Willy Wanker! （ Aaaaah ！ ）这里来威利混蛋！

And my marble sack he says 而我的大理石麻袋，他说

Lalalalalala, tickle me! Lalalalalala ，胳肢我！

Rasberry scones and marmalade! 树莓烤饼和果酱！

Squeezing my squid in the evening shine! 挤我鱿鱼，晚上放光！

Visions of mermaids in the sky! 愿景在天空中的美人鱼！

Shooting my load in me own left eye! 拍摄我的负荷了我自己的左眼！

Gramps was a hero in the first World War 外公是第一次世界大战的英雄

But he ain't got no dick no more 但他没有得到任何家伙没有更多

Comes home smokin from the corner pub 回家戒掉从角落的酒吧

Makes poor old Gramsy kiss his nub 让可怜的老Gramsy亲吻他的要点

The world spins around like a big bass drum 世界打转就像一个大的低音鼓

Nanny pops a pinkie in the generals bum 保姆在弹出的将领流浪汉à小指

The Irish dance and the Scotsmem howl 爱尔兰舞蹈和Scotsmem嚎

Time to clean up with the washroom towel 时间清理了洗手间毛巾

(Ah, yeah!) It's only Willy Wanker, yeah! （嗯，是啊！ ）这只是威利混蛋，是啊！

(Ah!) The lonely Willy Wanker! （啊！）孤独威利混蛋！

And my wrinkled sack he says 我皱了一袋他说：

Lalalalalala, tickle me! Lalalalalala ，胳肢我！