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Hello, Thank you for calling Disturbing Tha Peace. 您好，感谢您致电扰乱临屋区的和平。

To help expodate your call, please listen carefully to the following options. 为了帮助expodate您的来电，请仔细听下面的选项。

If you're calling to solicit a demo tape, press 1. 如果你打电话来征求演示磁带，请按1 。

If you're calling regarding a job, press 2. 如果你调用有关工作，请按2 。

If you're calling to borrow money, press 3. 如果你打电话借钱，请按3 。

If you're calling to find the nearest weed spot in your area, press 4. 如果你打电话来查找您所在地区最近的杂草点，按4 。

If you're out of alcohol on Sunday, press 5. 如果你出的酒精在周日，按5 。

If you need a ho for the evening, press 6. 如果你需要一个豪的晚上，请按6 。

If you woke up with a hangover and a pair of hairy balls on your forehead, press 7. 如果你醒来，宿醉和一对额头上的毛毛球，请按7 。

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You've just pressed 7. 你刚按下7 。

You've been victimized and introduced to a moral crime known as t baggin'. 你被骗了，并介绍了被誉为吨baggin “道德的犯罪行为。

We suggest you probably hang up the phone, beat the ass of any white guys you hung out with 我们建议你可能挂断电话，打任何白色的家伙，你挂出的屁股

last night, and find and destroy all photos before they appear on the Internet. Thank you for 昨晚，找到并销毁所有照片出现在互联网上才。谢谢你

calling. 通话。

Good luck. 祝好运。

Goodbye. 再见。