[Speaking:] Alright baby girl, let's sing to it [口语： ]好吧女婴，让我们唱歌吧

   

[Pre-Verse:] [预诗歌： ]

You're getting your degree, you're going to college 你得到你的学位，你要上大学

I'm making music and hoping that kanye puts me on 我在做音乐，希望坎耶使我在

But If I don't make it baby, will you be mad at me 但如果我不让它宝贝，你会生我的气

If I just chilled at home as your stay-home-daddy? 如果我只是冷冻在家中您的住宿家庭，爸爸？

   

[Verse 1:] [诗歌1 ： ]

Come on, Ill make you coffee (coffee), and a bagel (bagel) 来吧，伊利诺州让你的咖啡（咖啡）和百吉饼（硬面包圈）

And another bagel (2 bagels) 而另一家贝果（ 2硬面包圈）

Keep on reading that paper, then it's off you go 继续阅读该文件，那么它的关闭你走

Hun your gonna be late, don't forget your briefcase, drive safe, (peace babe) HUN你要迟到了，别忘了你的公文包，开车安全， （和平贝贝）

Wake up the kids, toast the toast, put the raisin bran up in the bowl 醒醒吧孩子们，举杯祝酒，把葡萄干麸皮在碗里

The toast... did I forget the toast? The toast is toast, damnit I burnt the toast 敬酒......我也不曾忘记敬酒？举杯祝酒，该死的我烧的烤面包

Start crying, the kid's like Dad what's wrong? Oh it's not you kids... 开始哭泣，孩子的爸爸喜欢有什么不对？哦，这不是你的孩子......

It's just me I'm alone... Dad's a little bit stressed... Oh FUCK! 这只是我，我一个人...爸爸的一点点强调......哦靠！

Feeling so sensitive, I'm going for a latte, see what's popping at pilates 感觉很敏感，我要去了拿铁，看看有什么突然出现在普拉提

Hit up my friends like yo what up man, you trying to have a spa date? 撞了我的朋友喜欢哟怎么了男人，你想有一个水疗中心日期？

The fuck? Your a stay at home dad... that's not gay! 他妈的？你留在家里的爸爸......这不是同性恋！

   

[Hook:] [钩： ]

Ay, ay, ay, ay, you go to work, I mow the lawn 哎，哎，哎，哎，你去上班，我修剪草坪

Ay, ay, ay, ay, you make the cheese Ill bring the guac (Nacho Sauce, Spanish) 哎，哎，哎，哎，你做的奶酪生病带来guac （纳乔酱，西班牙语）

Ay, ay, ay, ay, you buy the clothes, I'll take them off [...] 哎，哎，哎，哎，你买的衣服，那我就买了[ ...]

Ay, ay, ay, ay, I'm a stay at home dad, this is my job 哎，哎，哎，哎，我留在家里的爸爸，这是我的工作

   

[Pre-Verse 2:] [预诗歌2 ： ]

You go girl, get that promotion 你去的女孩，就能获得晋升

I'll be on the sofa, collecting unemployment 我会在沙发上，领取失业

Yelling at the tv, watching Maury Povich 大呼小叫的电视，看莫里Povich

Quit groping that girl, Maury Povich 退出摸索那个女孩，莫里Povich

   

[Verse 2:] [诗2： ]

Who is this Shelly Jones bitch? 这是谁的雪莉·琼斯婊子？

Shit it's 4 o' clock time for Oprah (Oprah) 妈的这4点钟的时候奥普拉（奥普拉）

The gospel of the Lord, for dads who stay at home 主的福音，为父亲留在家里谁

Even though we can't get boners 尽管我们不能得到boners

But still Ill trade that for your lane cooking lasagna 不过还是生病贸易，对于你的车道宽面条的烹饪

Swoopin up the kids from soccer practice (soccer practice) 从足球训练Swoopin了孩子们（足球训练）

Then time for gymnastics, rice crispy treats and wax baggies 然后，时间体操，香脆饭款待和蜡灯笼裤

I'm with my kids in the mini-van, listening to NPR 我与我的微型面包车的孩子，听NPR

With the windows down, through the cul de sac 在Windows下，通过掘头路

   

Then it's homework time, dinner time, set the placemats 那么它的作业时间，吃饭时间，设置餐垫

Cut clean, tuck the rugrats in blankets 切干净，掖被子的小淘气

Then I lay you down, pop two cialis, put on stain and 然后，我躺在你失望，弹出2犀利士，穿上染色和

Then go quench my palette 然后再淬火我的调色板

Is that douche, or does your cooch just smell like flowers? 是冲洗，还是你COOCH只是闻起来像花吗？

Your feet are calloused, peppermint towlette 你的脚是老茧，薄荷towlette

Jasmine pedicure? Scented oil, homeopathic backrub? 茉莉花修脚？香油，顺势BackRub的？

I am Aladin, your carpet is magic, your wish has been granted 我是阿拉丁，你的地毯是神奇的，你的愿望已经获得

I would just love to ride your carpet out of the palace 我只想爱骑地毯出宫

Now keep on bringing the green baby, and Ill keep on tossin' salad 现在，不断把绿色的宝宝，和没有继续查狱沙拉

   

[Hook:] [钩： ]

Ay, ay, ay, ay, you go to work, I mow the lawn 哎，哎，哎，哎，你去上班，我修剪草坪

Ay, ay, ay, ay, you make the cheese Ill bring the guac (Nacho Sauce, Spanish) 哎，哎，哎，哎，你做的奶酪生病带来guac （纳乔酱，西班牙语）

Ay, ay, ay, ay, you buy the clothes, I'll take them off [?] 哎，哎，哎，哎，你买的衣服，那我就买了[？]

Ay, ay, ay, ay, I'm a stay at home dad, this is my job 哎，哎，哎，哎，我留在家里的爸爸，这是我的工作

   

[End speaking:] [尾讲： ]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have been, conditioned to believe 女士们，先生们，我们已经，习惯于相信

We must fit in a role? brainwashed by babylon 我们必须适应一个角色？巴比伦洗脑

Depicting our role must match our genitalia, hell to the no 描绘我们的角色到底要符合我们的生殖器，在没有

It's men who go to work, and women raise the children, but I know 这是谁的男人上班，女人养的孩子，但我知道

The hardest job is maintaining the household 最难的工作是维持家庭

So I am doing a back to back, no tradebacks, with this briefcase 所以我做了背靠背，没有tradebacks ，这个公文包

For 2010, I am staying at home 2010年，我住在家里