Reach for the stars! 到达星星！

   

You stand on a distant planet 你站在一个遥远的星球

Skyline of red plateaus 红色的高原天际线

Strange air and vegetation 奇怪的空气和植被

You're a winner! 你是一个赢家！

   

Welcome to the Space Olympics 欢迎来到航天奥运会

The year Thirty Twenty Two 今年三二二

Take part in a grand tradition 参加一个盛大的传统

Your name echoes in the holes of the universe! 你的名字回响在宇宙的漏洞！

   

Believe in yourself! 相信你自己！

Take your game into outer space! 把你的游戏进入外太空！

   

Every single galactic athlete 每一个星系的运动员

Needs a coded ID badge 需要编码的ID证章

Drug tests are mandatory 药物测试是强制性的

You're a winner! 你是一个赢家！

   

The Athlete's Village is on Zargon 运动员村是Zargon

You all get a junior suite 你们都得到一个小套房

We don't cover incidentals 我们不支付杂费

So keep your ass off the minibar! 因此，保持你的屁股了迷你吧！

   

You're the best in the world! 你是世界上最好的！

Brace yourself 'cause there's no gravity! 勇敢去面对因为没有地心引力！

   

You're in the motherfuckin' Space Olympics! 你在娘“太空奥运会！

   

Let it be known by every nation 我们要让每一个国家被称为

You'll only get one meal a day 你只得到一顿饭

There was a bit of a budget SNAFU 有一点预算SNAFU的

And food funding is insufficient 食品资金不足

   

We can't really enforce a curfew 我们真的不能强制执行宵禁

As there is no light or sound 因为没有光或声音

Just one of the many problems 许多问题只有一个

With hosting a sporting event in space. 随着托管空间中的体育盛会。

   

Attention all athletes. There are minor scheduling adjustments. 注意所有运动员。有轻微的调度调整。

   

Space Disc! Is totally cancelled. 空盘！完全取消。

Space Swords! Is totally cancelled. 太空剑！完全取消。

Space Luge! Is also cancelled. 空间无舵雪橇！也取消了。

And all other events are pending! 和其他所有事件都悬而未决！

   

Welcome to your Space Olympics 欢迎您的空间奥运

All the oxygen has run out 所有的氧气已用完

And someone who will not be named 和别人谁也不会被命名为

Accidentally hit self-destruct 不小心撞到自毁

   

As you file to your escape pods 当你提交你的逃生舱

I'll distract the alien hordes 我会分心的外国人成群

And as I stare death in the face I know my sins will take me to hell. 当我凝视着生死考验，我知道我的罪会带我去地狱。

   

You do it for the love 你做的爱

My love 我的爱

And there ain't no woman that could take your spot my love 并没有任何女人可以带你的地点我的爱