I've go every disease known to man 我必须继续每一种疾病是人类已知

From the African mumps to the dishpan hands 从非洲腮腺炎的洗碟盆手

I lost every race I ever ran 我失去了每场比赛我曾经跑了

I never even got a start 我从来没有得到一个开始

   

But there's one thing I do know I'll tell you right now 但有一件事我知道，我会告诉你现在

There's too many wrinkles in this young man's brow 有太多的皱纹在这个年轻人的额头

And I'm getting kind of tired, tired of pulling that plow 而我得到的拉犁累种累了，

Oh what am I gonna do? 哦，我该怎么办？

   

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So you think you got troubles 所以，你认为你有麻烦

The more you cry the worse it gets 你越哭坏它得到

So you think you got troubles 所以，你认为你有麻烦

Well brother you ain't heard nothin' yet 好兄弟，你是不是听到了什么“还

   

You know my rusty old car sounds like a tin can 你知道我的生锈的旧汽车听起来像一个锡罐

My wife ran off with another man 我的妻子与另一个男人私奔了

And I strained a muscle in my crap shootin' hand 而我在废话乱射手拉伤了肌肉

And my income tax is due 而我的所得税是由于

   

Well I lost all my money in a neighborhood game 嗯，我在附近的游戏失去了我所有的钱

My brother's after me to change my name 我弟弟的后，我改变我的名字

And to top it all off, I think I'm going lame 而且，最糟糕的是，我想我会跛脚

Oh, what am I gonna do 呵呵，我该怎么办

   

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My Doctor tells me not to smoke 我的医生告诉我，不要吸烟

He says Harry, drink nothing stronger than a coke 他说，哈利，喝什么强于可乐

You know I'm not even supposed to listen to a racial joke 你知道我不应该连听一个种族笑话

For I'd laugh and strain my heart 对我笑，紧张我的心脏

   

But there's one thing I do know I'll tell you right now 但有一件事我知道，我会告诉你现在

There's too many wrinkles in this young man's brow 有太多的皱纹在这个年轻人的额头

And I'm gettin' kind of tired, tired of pullin' that plow 而我刚开了种累了，倦普林的耕

Oh what am I gonna do? 哦，我该怎么办？

   

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