Party at the church of Scientology! 党在山达基教会！

   

Let me drop some science on Scientology 让我减少一些科学上的山达基

L. Ron Hubbard's weird sci-fi philosophy L.罗恩贺伯特的怪异科幻理念

They cloud theology in top-secrecy 他们云神学顶级秘密

Technology, mythology, and no apology 技术神话，并没有道歉

1952 was when it all began 1952年，当这一切开始

Started on a bet by a frustrated man 一个失意的人开始打赌

His books weren't selling, so L. Ron thought fast, 他的书不卖，所以L.罗恩想快，

He'd start a new religion and make a lot of cash 他会开始一个新的宗教，使大量的现金

Alien rulers, past lives, tone scales, 外来统治者，前世今生，声音阶，

Copy written texts and scary emails 写复制文本和电子邮件吓人

Shutting up the critics, court battles left and right 关了批评，官司左右

Mysterious deaths in the middle of the night 在深夜离奇死亡

Personality tests, E-meters, Narconon, 性格测试，电子仪表， Narconon ，

Time Square recruitment from dusk to dawn 时代广场的招聘从黄昏到黎明

All this from the guy who wrote "Battlefield Earth" 这一切都从那个谁写的“地球战场”

Salvation for a fee, let's see what your soul's worth 救恩是收费的，让我们看看你的灵魂的价值

   

[CHORUS] [合唱]

There's a place in Florida where you've got friends 还有就是你已经得到了朋友们在佛罗里达州的地方

We'll help you transcend if you give us those ends 我们将帮助您超越，如果你给我们这些目标

(Party at the church of Scientology!) （党在山达基教会！ ）

Don't call it a cult, you just don't understand 不要把它称为邪教，你只是不明白

Write us a check and take our hand 我们写一张支票，并把我们的手

(Party at the church of Scientology!) （党在山达基教会！ ）

   

Actors are a target for their army of elite 演员们对自己的精英部队的目标

They feed their self-esteem and make them feel complete 他们养活自己的自尊，让他们感到完整

They mess with their minds, just look at Tom Cruise, 他们惹他们的头脑，只是看汤姆·克鲁斯，

jumping on the couch during Oprah's interviews 在奥普拉的访谈跳在沙发上

John Travolta fights thetans in his Florida estate 约翰·特拉沃尔塔战斗thetans在他的佛罗里达州房地产

piloting his plane, Dianetics books-on-tape 驾驶他的飞机， Dianetics书籍，磁带上的

Beck counts past lives in a temple in Bel-Air, 贝克计数前世在贝莱尔寺庙，

Katie Holmes stays home and plays pregnant solitaire 凯蒂·赫尔姆斯待在家里并播放孕接龙

Isaac Hayes still pays to reach that upper-level state 艾萨克·海耶斯还是值得的达到了上一级状态

But left South Park when they hated on his faith 但离开南园时，他们讨厌他的信仰

Sonny Bono made donations, should have bought better skis, 桑尼波诺捐款，应该买最好的滑雪板，

Doug E. Fresh recruits haters on the mic as he MCs 道格大肠杆菌新鲜新兵的麦克风仇敌，因为他MCS

Juliette Lewis, Jason Lee, and Chaka Kahn 朱丽叶特·刘易斯，贾森·李和茶卡卡恩

Because of L. Ron all their money is gone 由于L.罗恩他们所有的钱不见了

Chick Corea, Kirstie Alley, and Nancy Cartwright 哥利亚，寇巷，和南希·卡特赖特

Host weekly prayer circles under UFO headlines 主机在飞碟的头条新闻周刊界祈祷

   

[CHORUS] [合唱]

Once you step into the temple, your troubles will be gone 一旦你踏进寺庙，你的烦恼将不复存在

We'll get you back on track, everybody sing along 我们将让您回到正轨，大家一起唱

(Party at the church of Scientology!) （党在山达基教会！ ）

Don't listen to the lies, you know they're all untrue 不要听信谎言，你知道他们都是不真实

So why not come on down, 'cause we're waiting for you! 那么，为什么不来就下来了，因为我们正在等待着你！

(Party at the church of Scientology!) （党在山达基教会！ ）

   

So that's Scientology, P-S-E-U-D-O 这就是山达基，P - S-E -U -D -O

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N you've heard so now you know R- E-L -I- G-1 - O-N ，你听说过现在你知道

They drain your cash fast, so as long as you agree, 他们耗尽你的资金快，所以只要你同意，

You can't put a price on freedom when it's coming C.O.D. 你不能把价格上的自由，当它的到来货到付款

Okay, they ruin lives and it sounds like science fiction 好吧，他们毁掉生命，这听起来像是科幻小说

What about Noah's Ark, Jesus and the crucifiction? 那么诺亚方舟，耶稣和crucifiction ？

Faith is subjective, you can't say who's right or wrong, 信仰是主观的，你不能说谁的对错，

Though I'll probably end up missing just for writing this song 虽然我可能会最终在写这首歌只是失踪

   

Hey did you guys hear that the Easter Bunny's bringing Bigfoot to the meeting tonight? 嘿，你们知道是复活节兔子的大脚把今晚的会议？

   

STAY AWAY! STAY AWAY ！

STAY AWAY! STAY AWAY ！

STAY AWAY FROM SCIENTOLOGY! STAY AWAY达基！

STAY AWAY FROM SCIENTOLOGY! STAY AWAY达基！