She slams the front door 她猛地前门

Cuz she knows that I can't stand it 因为她知道，我不能忍受

Gives me the finger 给我的手指

Cuz she knows I'm wrapped around it. 因为她知道我裹住它。

She calls me sweetheart 她叫我的爱人

Cuz she knows it makes me weak. 因为她知道这让我软弱。

She stepped in dog pooh 她踩到狗维尼

And I'm still kissing her feet. 我还在亲吻她的脚。

   

Can you believe how this girl 你能相信有这样的女孩

Treats me like a king? 对待我像一个国王？

   

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She took more than she gave to me 她花了她给我的

I gave my love, I got an STD 我给我的爱，我得到了一个性病

And if she comes home, 如果她回家，

I hope that she'll marry me. 我希望她会嫁给我。

I want to tell her that it's over now 我想告诉她，这结束了

Hey look, I'm arguing with myself 嘿，你看，我吵着自己

I think that my girlfriend 我觉得我的女朋友

Is bad for my mental health 不利于我的心理健康

And now I'm scaring myself. 现在我吓唬自己。

   

The roller coaster makes me sick and she knows it. 过山车让我感到恶心，她知道这一点。

That's why she always insists that I go on it 这就是为什么她总是坚持说我走就可以了

She told my friends that I need therapy 她告诉我的朋友，我需要治疗

I need a self-help group or a lobotomy 我需要一个自助小组或脑叶手术

   

Can you believe how this girl 你能相信有这样的女孩

Treats me like a king? 对待我像一个国王？

   

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I'm waking up 我醒来

I'm getting out. 我得到了。

   

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