[Egoraptor and Danny Sexbang:] [ Egoraptor和丹尼Sexbang ： ]

There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space 有在太空深处赏金猎人

And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face 她可以很容易地与你的脸将你的笨驴

Her name was Samus Aran, and she would destroy Metroids 她的名字是SAMUS阿兰，她会毁掉Metroids

When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed 当她完全没有生气，她非常恼火

She stood up to every challenge, no matter however demanding 她站起来的每一个挑战，不管但是苛刻

And her courage was amazing, and her boobies were outstanding 而她的勇气是惊人的，而她的胸部是优秀的

   

[Samus (Emily Valentine):] [ SAMUS （艾米莉情人节） ： ]

WHAT?! 什么？

   

[Egoraptor:] [ Egoraptor ： ]

Uh, nothing! I was just saying that you're brave 嗯，什么都没有！我只是说，你是勇敢的

Uh... okay... hey, look over there! It's Kraid! 呃......好吧......哎，你看那边！这是Kraid ！

   

[Kraid (Danny):] [ Kraid （丹尼） ： ]

I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen 我是你见过的最强的龙

You're gonna die, motherfucker, I take up five screens 你会死，娘，我走了五屏

I'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy! 我要你吞下整，然后你就下去容易！

Then you'll be digested and converted to feces! 然后你会被消化，转化为大便！

I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes 我会脱掉头盔，看怕你的眼睛

And your beautiful hair, and your well-toned thighs 和你美丽的头发，和你以及色调的大腿

And your pillowy lips and... wait, you're not a guy? 和你的枕形唇......等等，你不是一个人？

   

[Samus:] [ SAMUS ： ]

Is that a problem, you FUCK?! 这是个问题，你他妈的？

   

[Kraid:] [ Kraid ： ]

Uh... no! Prepare to die! 呃...不！准备死！

   

[Ego and Danny:] [自我和Danny ：]

Kraid was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight Kraid犹豫不决，但SAMUS设置打

She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super-tight 她陷入了战斗姿态，使她的屁股看起来超紧

And Kraid said; 和Kraid说;

   

[Kraid:] [ Kraid ： ]

No wait, I think there has been a gigantic mistake 没有等待，我认为出现了一个巨大的错误

I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked 其实我只是想给你一些甜点，我出炉

   

[Ego:] [自我： ]

But Samus said; 但SAMUS说，

   

[Samus:] [ SAMUS ： ]

What pisses me off most in this world 是什么让我懊恼大多数在这个世界上

Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl 是当敌人得到很好的时候，他们都发现我是个女孩

So do me a favor, and take your cakes and your pies 所以帮我一个忙，并把你的蛋糕和馅饼的

And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes! 搡他们到目前为止你的屁股，他们最终的背后你的眼睛！

Stop treating me like I'm a sex object! 不要再把我，好像我是一个性爱对象！

Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect! 母亲大脑的女人，但她得到的尊重！

   

[Mother Brain (Egoraptor):] [母亲脑（ Egoraptor ） ： ]

Yeah, Kraid, you never talk to ME that way! 是啊， Kraid ，你永远不跟我说话呀！

   

[Kraid:] [ Kraid ： ]

Oh, gosh, I wonder if it's because you're a huge, disgusting brain! 哦，天哪，我不知道是否是因为你是一个巨大的，令人厌恶的大脑！

   

[Samus:] [ SAMUS ： ]

Get the fuck off my planet, this is your last chance! 获得他妈的把我的星球，这是你最后的机会！

   

[Kraid:] [ Kraid ： ]

I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants 我会继续前进，滑出了我的裤子

   

[Samus:] [ SAMUS ： ]

That's it, you're all fucking dead! 就是这样，你们都他妈的死了！

   

[Kraid:] [ Kraid ： ]

What? This room feels stuffy 什么？这个房间感觉闷

By the way, do you like puppies? 顺便说一句，你喜欢小狗？

Here's a basket of puppies! 下面是一篮子的小狗！

   

[explosion sounds:] [爆炸声音： ]

   

[spoken:] [发言： ]

   

[Samus:] [ SAMUS ： ]

Whoops. Killed the puppies. 哎呦。杀死了小狗。