I take too long 我带过长

To answer telephones 要回答电话

I take too long to type my name 我带太长输入我的名字

And record messages 并记录信息

But my handwriting is excellent 但我的笔迹非常好

In fact it's second to none, none 事实上，它是首屈一指的，无

   

I just got in 我刚刚在

From somewhere really good 从什么地方真不错

They offered me the part of Bono 他们给我提供了法律援助的一部分

And a speaking role 和一个讲的角色

With all the merchandise 与所有的商品

And sunglasses 和太阳镜

I could ever need, need 我可以在任何时候需要，需要

   

I drive round cities in a chariot 我在一个战车驾驶一轮城市

I get preferential treatment 我得到优待

At the Marriott but if the truth be told 在万豪的，但如果说实话

I'm naked under all those clothes 我公司所有的衣服在我赤裸

   

I tell you what is on my mind 我告诉你什么是对我的心灵

I only want to be 我只是想成为

In your record collection 在你的记录集

I only want to be 我只是想成为

In your record collection 在你的记录集

And I'll do anything it takes 它让我会做任何事

Just to get there 只是到那里

   

My brain is buzzing 我的脑子嗡嗡

And the room is strange 而且房间很奇怪

Like the scene in trading places 如现场交易场所

At the stock exchange 在证券交易所

I made a million overnight in '87 隔了一夜我在87年做了一个亿

Now I'm living in my 现在我住在我的

Parking space, parking space 停车空间，停车空间

   

My teeth are bright 我的牙齿是光明的

And my hair is clean 而我的头发是干净的

I wear Paco Rabanne 我穿帕拉邦纳

Like I was Charlie Sheen 像我是查理辛

But in the rain we all look wet 但在下雨，我们都期待湿

And in the snow we all look cold 和在雪地里大家都看冷

   

[CHORUS] [合唱]

   

Disgusted by all the flashness 由所有flashness反感

I think I'm a don 我想我是唐

They think I'm an actor 他们认为我是个演员

But I catch this 不过，我抓住这个

My two needs 我的两个需求

Are pillow and a mattress 有枕头和床垫

Once I can fill up the space 有一次，我可以填满空间

With a famous actress 有一个著名的女演员

Give me a mil, I'll do a DJ set 给我一百万，我会做一个DJ组

I pull spikey with the green 我拉spikey与绿色

Like a cactus 像仙人掌

Show off, ego's high 炫耀，自我的高

You can't match this 你不能匹配这个

Chauvinistic Pig 沙文主义猪

Money Man tactics 钱文战术

   

I'm not as clever 我没有那么聪明

As I thought I was 当我以为我是

It got pointed out to me 它得到了指给我看

As I was tying the knot 当我打结

And all I want to know is 所有我想知道的是

How I got so far down, down 我怎么走到这一步，下来，下来

   

I'm not as lucky 我没有那么幸运

As I thought I was 当我以为我是

My luck ran out the other day 我的运气用尽了一天

As I was crossing the road 当我过马路

Who would have thought 谁曾想到

A truck like that 这样的一辆卡车

   

Could have caused so much... 可能造成这么多...

   

[CHORUS] [合唱]