Poor mohammed at the peep show 穆罕默德在西洋镜穷人

Kick the beggar down the stairs 踢乞丐下楼

Can't keep guard, he's old and feeble 跟不上后卫，他年老体衰

Steal his books, burn his prayers 偷他的书，烧他的祈祷

Poor mohammed at the keyhole 穆罕默德在锁孔穷人

Sit him by the kitchen door 坐在他的厨房门

Slop his food all around the table 污他的食物都围着桌子

Let him lick it off the floor 让他舔干净地板

Put mohammed in the cellar 把穆罕默德在地窖

Keep him there 'til half past ten 让他在那里，直到十时半

Ties some bacon to his beard 绑一些腊肉给他的胡子

Let the rats out on him there 让老鼠出来他有