Thank you. (Brian, I could use a little bit more monitor). Hello hello (can't you turn it up any more than that?) Hello hello . . . Hey! Alright! Pardon me, folks. The name of this song is "Penguin in Bondage," an' it's a song that, uh, deals with the possible variations on a basic theme which is . . . well, you understand what the basic theme is. And then the variations include, uh, manoeuvres that might be executed with the aid of, uh, extra-terrestrial gratification and devices which might or might not be supplied in a local department store or perhaps a drugstore but at very least in one of those fancy new shops that they advertise in the back-pages of the free press. This song suggests to the suggestible listener that the ordinary procedure, uh, that I'm circumlocuting at this present time in order to get this text on television, is that, uh, if you wanna do something other than what you thought you were gonna do when you first took your clothes off and you just happened to have some DEVICES around . . . then it's, it's not only okay to get into the PARAPHERNALIA of it all but . . . hey! What did he say? Ready? 谢谢。 （布莱恩，我可以用一点点的显示器）。你好你好（你能不能把它比任何更多？）你好你好。 。 。嘿！好吧！对不起，伙计。这首歌的名字是“企鹅的枷锁， ”一个这是一首歌的，呃，涉及一个基本主题，这是可能的变化。 。 。好了，你明白基本的主题是。然后变化包括，呃，这可能与呵的帮助下执行，这可能会或可能不会在当地百货公司或者药店提供的设备演习，外星满足和但最起码在其中的一个新奇的商店，他们在背页新闻自由的宣传。这首歌暗示的耳根听众的普通程序，嗯，那我circumlocuting在目前这个时间，以获得在电视上这样的文字，是，呃，如果你想要做一些其他的比你想的是什么，你是要去做的时候，你首先把你的衣服脱下来，你正好身边有一些设备。 。 。那么它的，它不仅是没关系进入了这一切，但用具。 。 。哎！他说了什么？准备好了吗？

   

She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy 她就像枷锁，男孩企鹅

Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh . . . 噢，噢，噢。 。 。

Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn Rennenhenninnahenninnenninahennn

Way over on the wet side 一路过来的湿端

Of the bed (Knirps for moisture) 床（ Knirps为水分）

   

Just like the mighty Penguin 就像强大的企鹅

Flappin' her eight ounce wings Flappin 她8盎司翅膀

(The Penguin Flap) （企鹅皮瓣）

   

Lord, you know it's all over 主啊，你知道这一切都结束了

If she come atcha on the strut & wrap 'em all around yer head 如果她来ATCHA上支杆及包装时间各地揭掉头

Flappin' her eight ounce wings, flappinumm Flappin 她8盎司翅膀， flappinumm

   

She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy 她就像枷锁，男孩企鹅

   

Shake up the pale-dry 动摇了淡干

Ginger ale 干姜

   

Tremblin' like a Penguin Tremblin “像企鹅

When the battery fail 当电池失效

   

Lord, you must be havin' her jumpin' through a hoopa real fire 主啊，你必须就吃通过hoopa实火“她冒险

With some Kleenex wrapped around a coat-hang wire 与一些面巾纸包裹着大衣恒线

   

She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy 她就像枷锁，男孩企鹅

Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh . . . 噢，噢，噢。 。 。

Rennenhenninnahenninneninahenn Rennenhenninnahenninneninahenn

Howlin' over to some 嚎叫“在一些

Antarcticulated moon Antarcticulated月亮

   

In the frostbite nite 在冻疮有限

With her flaps gone white 随着她的襟翼白了

Shriekin' as she spot the hoop across the room Shriekin “ ，因为她发现整个房间箍

(Everytime she sees the hoop) （每次她看到箍）

   

You know it must be a Penguin bound down 你知道那一定是企鹅的约束下

If you hear that terrible screamin' and there ain't no other 如果你听到了可怕的尖叫，而且也没有任何其他

Birds around 周围的鸟类

   

She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy 她就像枷锁，男孩企鹅

Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh . . . 噢，噢，噢。 。 。

She's just like a Penguin in Bondage, boy 她就像枷锁，男孩企鹅

Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh . . . 噢，噢，噢。 。 。

Rennenhenninnahenninneninahennnn Rennenhenninnahenninneninahennnn

Aw, you must be careful 哦，你一定要小心

Not to leave her straps 不要离开她带

TOO LOOSE 太松

   

'Cause she just might box yer dog 因为她可能只是盒子揭掉狗

She just might box yer doggie 她也许会盒揭掉小狗

An' leave you a dried-up dog biscuit . . . 一个“让你一个干涸的狗饼干。 。 。