It's Christmas time and Santa's here, 它是圣诞节的时候圣诞老人在这里，

Making the children smile 让孩子的笑容

But he's just a pedophile 但他只是一个恋童癖

So you better watch your child. 所以，你最好小心你的孩子。

Christmas trees in every house 圣诞树在家里

Covered in shiny lights 浑身闪亮的灯

But they just turn brown and die, 但他们只是把棕色和死亡，

Or set your whole house on fire 或将您的火烧全家

   

These are the reasons I hate the season, but I'm a give it a try. 这是我最讨厌的季节的原因，但我是一个试试看。

   

Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas 也许今年我不会再难过圣诞

Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. 也许我将有一个愉快的假期。

Replace my heart ache and my pain, 更换我的心脏疼，我的痛苦，

With mistletoe and candy canes 槲寄生和糖果手杖

This Christmas, could go my way. 这个圣诞节，能走我的路。

   

Having fun with all your friends, 爱玩的你所有的朋友，

Sipping on that eggnog, 呷上蛋酒，

But it just looks like jizz 但它只是看起来像每次妳站在

All over your upper lips. 在你的上嘴唇。

House made out of ginger bread 房子造出来的姜饼

Cookies like Christmas trees 像圣诞树饼干

Giving ya heart disease 让雅心脏疾病

And type 2 diabetes. 和2型糖尿病。

(Type 2 diabetes) （2型糖尿病）

   

These are the reasons I hate the season, but I'm a give it a try. 这是我最讨厌的季节的原因，但我是一个试试看。

   

Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas 也许今年我不会再难过圣诞

Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. 也许我将有一个愉快的假期。

Replace my heart ache and my pain, 更换我的心脏疼，我的痛苦，

With mistletoe and candy canes 槲寄生和糖果手杖

This Christmas, could go my way. 这个圣诞节，能走我的路。

   

I've never seen reindeer fly 我从来没有见过驯鹿飞

I've never heard the sleigh bells ring 我从来没有听说过的雪橇铃铛环

I've never seen a snowman come to life 我从来没有见过一个雪人来的生活

I've never heard the angels sing 我从来没有听说过天使在唱歌

But I hope, and I pray 但我希望，我祈祷

That maybe this Christmas day 也许这个圣诞节

That'll change. 这会改变。

   

Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas 也许今年我不会再难过圣诞

Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. 也许我将有一个愉快的假期。

Replace my heart ache and my pain, 更换我的心脏疼，我的痛苦，

With mistletoe and candy canes 槲寄生和糖果手杖

This Christmas, could go my way... 这个圣诞节，可以去我的方式...

   

Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas 也许今年我不会再难过圣诞

Maybe I'll have a happy holiday. 也许我将有一个愉快的假期。

Replace my heart ache and my pain, 更换我的心脏疼，我的痛苦，

Let's just dance the night away. 就让我们尽情跳舞。

This Christmas, is going my way. 这个圣诞节，是怎么回事我的路。

   

Just dance with me. 只是与我共舞。