My band of soaks, my den of dissolute's 我带浸泡的，我的书房放荡的

My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts 我的黄色笑话，我总是生气的蝾螈

My sons of whores spend their lives in my inn, 我的妓女的儿子度过他们的生活在我的旅店，

Homing pigeons homing in 信鸽归巢

They fly through my doors, 他们通过我的门飞，

And they crawl out on all fours 他们爬四肢着地了

   

Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down 欢迎您，先生，坐在自己打倒

And meet the best innkeeper in town 并满足城里最好的客栈老板

As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: 至于其他的，所有的时间骗子：

Rooking their guests and crooking the books Rooking他们的客人和crooking书

Seldom do you see 很少做你看

Honest men like me 诚实的人喜欢我

A gent of good intent 良好的意图绅士

Who's content to be 谁的内容要

   

Master of the house, doling out the charm 房子的主人，少量发放魅力

Ready with a handshake and an open palm 准备握手和一个张开的手掌

Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir 讲述了一个俏皮的故事，让人有点骚动

Customers appreciate a bon-viveur 客户欣赏盂兰盆viveur

Glad to do a friend a favor 很高兴做了朋友的忙

Doesn't cost me to be nice 不费我很好

But nothing gets you nothing 但没有什么让你没有

Everything has got a little price! 一切都恢复了一点的价格！

   

Master of the house, keeper of the zoo 家主，门将动物园

Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two 准备解除一个苏或两个时间

Watering the wine, making up the weight 浇水酒，占重量

Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight 接下去了他们的小饰物，当他们不能看到直

Everybody loves a landlord 每个人都喜欢楼主

Everybody's bosom friend 大家的知心朋友

I do whatever pleases 我不管，为所欲为，

Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! 耶稣！会不会我流血时间到底！

   

Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye 房子的主人，快赶上揭掉眼

Never wants a passerby to pass him by 从来没有想要一个路人被超越他

Servant to the poor, butler to the great 仆人给穷人，巴特勒的伟大

Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! 惠师，哲学家，和终身的伴侣！

Everybody's boon companion 每个人的恩赐伴侣

Everybody's chaperone 每个人的伴侣

But lock up your valises 但是，锁定您的valises

Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! 耶稣！我会不去扒你的皮到骨头！

   

Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief 食物无法比拟的。食品难以置信

Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef 混在一个绞肉机，假装它是牛肉

Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat 肾马，猫的肝脏

Filling up the sausages with this and that 填了这个那个的香肠

Residents are more than welcome 居民非常欢迎

Bridal suite is occupied 新婚套房被占用

Reasonable charges 合理的收费

Plus some little extras on the side! 再加上身边的一些小演员！

(Oh Santa!) （圣诞老人哦！ ）

   

Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice 充电时间的虱子，额外的老鼠

Two percent for looking in the mirror twice 百分之二的在照镜子的两倍

Here a little slice, there a little cut 在这里，一个小片，有一点点切

Three percent for sleeping with the window shut 三成睡觉的窗子关

When it comes to fixing prices 当涉及到固定价格

There are a lot of tricks I knows 有很多的技巧í知道

How it all increases, all them bits and pieces 怎么看都增加，所有这些点点滴滴

Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! 耶稣！令人惊讶的是它的增长！

   

(Oh, sorry love （哦，对不起爱

Let's get something done about that) 让我们把事情搞定的事情）

I used to dream that I would meet a prince 我曾经梦想，我会遇到一个王子

But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since? 但是全能的上帝，你见过，因为发生了什么事？

   

Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit! 房子的主人？不值得我吐！

Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit! 惠，哲学家和终身狗屎！

Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire 狡猾的小脑袋，定期伏尔泰

Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there 认为他是一个相当的情人，但没有太多的有

What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse 是什么性质的残酷的把戏登陆我这样的虱子

God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house! 上帝知道我是如何持续活在这个混蛋的房子！

   

Master of the house! 家主！

Master and a half! 主半！

Comforter, philosopher 棉被，哲学家

Don't make me laugh! 不要让我笑！

Servant to the poor, butler to the great 仆人给穷人，巴特勒的伟大

Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! 伪君子和哈巴狗和醉！

   

Everybody bless the landlord! 每个人都祝福楼主！

Everybody bless his spouse! 每个人都祝福他的配偶！

   

Everybody raise a glass 大家举杯

Raise it up the master's arse 提高它的主人的屁股

Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House! 大家举杯向房子的主人！