[Dialogue between Violent J and Couch Guy] [暴力J和沙发盖之间的对话]

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

I was never popular, this I'll admit, fuck school never liked me, Goo! 我从来没有流行，这我承认，他妈的学校从来没有喜欢过我，咕！

All the kids would always beat me, until I'm half-dead 所有的孩子总是打我，直到我半死

Make fun of the size of my forehead 让我的额头的大小乐趣

But that shit never bothered me, Mama and Mother 但那些歌从来没有困扰我，妈妈和妈妈

They had a lot of property 他们有很多财产

They had a science lab in the basement 他们有一个科学实验室在地下室

And that's where my free ti...well, my time was spent 而这也正是我的自由TI ...好，我的时间都花在

I made a mouse with a chicken head 我做了一个鼠标采用了鸡头

It clucked three times: CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK! 这起哄三次：咕，咕，咕！

And then it was dead 然后死了

I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck 我做了很多事情，虽然，像火鸡脖子上的青蛙

gobblegobblegobble, it was the shit (yeah) gobblegobblegobble ，它是狗屎（耶）

But I'm still lonely, I need a homie 但我还是寂寞，我需要一个亲密

So I collected limbs and made a zombie 所以我收集了四肢，并提出了僵尸

I could've made a girlie friend 我做了一个娘娘腔的朋友

But fuck that, I got my girlie right here...yeah! 但是，他妈的，我得到了我的娘娘腔就在这里......是啊！

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

You can call me Mad Professor 你可以叫我疯狂教授

I will make a friend for me 我会做一个朋友给我

You can call me Mad Professor 你可以叫我疯狂教授

We will rule eternity 我们将永远统治

   

[Dialogue between Violent J and a bitch] [暴力J和泼妇之间的对话]

   

[Violent J] [暴力J]。

I used so many body parts it was crazy 我用了这么多的身体部位是疯了

I killed a whole bunch of mother fuckers , like what, eighty? 我杀了一大堆不要脸的，像什么， 80 ？

They all chipped in on my special friend 他们都凑了我特别的朋友

Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on 这些都很有帮助，即使你有一个手指伸出，加油

I hear the other children playing outside 我听到别的孩子在外面玩

"Keep it down you little bitches, I'll skin your fucking hides!" “小声点，你的小母狗，我就剥你他妈的皮！ ”

?Stressful?, this part is wack ？压力的？，这部分是怪人

Some how I gots to attach this nut sack 我不敢相信全球有机纺织品标准如何附上该螺母袋

Shit! Fuck! I'm sawing off an elbow 妈的！他妈的！我锯木断肘

Looking at the meter I'm like ?Quasar and Ziphalo? 纵观米我很喜欢？类星体和Ziphalo ？

Or better yet look out the fucking window 或者更好的是看出来了他妈的窗口

I see a storms coming, almost time to roll 我看到了暴风雨来临，时间差不多了，滚

Screw the head on, come on, come on 螺钉的头部，来吧，来吧

It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone 这是嗜杀成性， ruggish ，骨

Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert 还好它的时间，打了开关，把声音开大赫尔特

Fuck! Shit! Didn't work 他妈的！妈的！没有工作

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

   

[Dialogue between Violent J and a wrecker serviceman] [暴力J和清障车维修人员之间的对话]

   

It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya 这并不总是容易的（该死！ ）让我告诉你

But fuck that, cause I ain't no failure 但是他妈的，因为我不是没有失败

I put the shit with the veins and this with that 我把狗屎脉，这与

Wait a minute...(brrrt) did you hear that? 等一下... （ brrrt ）你听到了吗？

It's alive! I just gotta wake it up 这是活的！我只是得将其唤醒

Hand me that Rock & Rye pour it in a cup 递给我的摇滚和黑麦倒在杯子

Give it to his ass wait, hold up, pause 把它给了他的屁股等待，抱起来，停顿

I ain't cleaning his draws man, fuck that 我是不是清理他吸引男人，他妈的这

Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time 让他胖，让他准备好了，它的时间差不多了

Paint his ugly face up almost like mine 画他的丑恶嘴脸了，几乎像我

I see him twitching, I'm on a roll 我看他抽搐着，我一滚

He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival 他可以帮我告诉全世界约狂欢节

Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit 打开赫兹一路攀升为这个狗屎

And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit 而就在等待那个闪电击中

Did it work? You make the call 没有工作？您拨打电话

Shaggy? (What up, y'all!) 长毛？ （怎么了，你们！ ）

   

[Chorus 3X] [合唱3倍]