Wanna know what makes Me mad? 想知道是什么让我疯了吗？

People older than seventy 年龄超过70人

They're always like 他们总是喜欢

   

"ehhh...back in my day, “ ehhh ......回到我的天，

the year was 1903" 这一年是1903年“

   

They say they know everything 他们说，他们知道的一切

but they can't do shit without your help 但他们不能没有你的帮助做狗屎

   

"You kids with your sort-sleeve shirts... “你的孩子与你的排序长袖衬衫...

eh...I just crapped myself..." 嗯......我只是crapped我自己......“

   

Old ass grandpas all sit outside 老屁股公公都坐在外面

"Ahh" “啊”

And bitch about how shit used 和母狗有关如何使用狗屎

to cost a dime. 花费一毛钱。

"It cost...uh..." “这花......呃......”

   

They run us over, 他们跑了美国，

Why can't they drive? 为什么他们不能开车吗？

   

"Well, back in my day, “好了，回到我的天，

Negroes gave us piggy-back 黑人给我们背驮式

rides" 游乐设施“

   

I just don't like old people 我只是不喜欢老人们

'cause they want everyone to “因为他们希望每个人都

wipe their butts 擦拭自己的屁股

   

"Wait there's more!" “等等，还有更多！ ”

   

Old people are fucking dumb 老人们都他妈的愚蠢

They always want to you tell about 他们总是希望你讲述

the war 战争

   

"Back in the war, uphill both ways" “早在战争中，上坡左右逢源”

   

Old people won't never be quiet 老人们不会永远安静

Well, I guess they will when they die 嗯，我想他们会当他们死

Because they got Alzheimers and 因为他们得到了老年痴呆症和

cancer. 癌症。

   

"Well, at least I don't have alzheimers" “嗯，至少我没有老年痴呆症”

   

They drive those high-tech scooters 他们驾驶的高科技滑板车

and they can't work cell-phones 和它们不能工作蜂窝电话

or computers 或计算机

   

We gotta stand in line all day 我们得整天排队

at the self-checkout 在自助结帐

because they think its magic 因为他们认为它的魔力

   

Old ass white boys 老屁股白人男孩

think that they're smart 以为自己很聪明

   

"huhhhh...I invented the wheel...and fire......and farts" “ huhhhh ......我发明了车轮......和火......而屁”

   

They're all good Christians... 他们都是很好的基督徒...

   

"'Cause I knew Christ" “因为我知道基督”

   

They need him now, because... 他们需要他了，因为...

   

"I'm deaf and blind" “我是又聋又瞎”

   

Old people, get off the road! 人老了，下车的道路！

Why don't y'all 为什么你们都不要

ever flush the toilet bowl 以往冲洗马桶

   

"ehhh...how do I work this thing?" “ ehhh ......我怎么上班这件事？ ”

   

And the Pope is as old as dirt 和教皇一样古老的污垢

and he lets people 他让人们

touch young little boys 触摸年轻的小男孩

   

"ehhh...guess who's got some candy?" “ ehhh ...猜猜我是谁得到了一些糖果？ ”

   

I dont like old geezers, they think that... 我不喜欢老geezers ，他们认为...

   

"Russian people did that 9/11 day..." “俄罗斯人做到了911天。”

   

They spend their life on the porch smoking their pipe, 他们花自己的生活门廊上吸烟的管道，

and calling everyone else lazyyyyy 并呼吁其他人lazyyyyy

   

You wanna know why I really hate them? 你想知道为什么我真的很恨他们？

Because their gonna die soon, so I get attached, ya know? 因为他们会很快就死了，所以我执着，你知道？

Let's take Grandpa out on the boat one last time and drop him off 让我们从爷爷在船上最后一次和下降送行

to swim off peacefully into the night 以和平方式游过到深夜

Here you go, Gramps. 在这里，你走了，外公。

Ah, Grandpa sure did love the ocean. 啊，爷爷确实这样做了爱的海洋。

That's the way he would've wanted it. 这就是他一直想要的方式。

Ya know? I can still hear his voice... 你知道吗？我仍然能听到他的声音......

I sure am gonna miss that old faggot! 我当然是会想念那个老柴草！

   

Fuck them old people (cause they all) 他妈的这些老人们（因为他们所有）

take a dump in their diapers 采取转储在他们的尿布

   

"there's my raisin bran!" “还有我的葡萄干麦片！ ”

   

Old people like apple-sauce 老人们喜欢苹果汁

and they all 以及它们的所有

call coca-cola, soda pop 致电可口可乐，汽水

   

"eh...don't drink too much soda pop" “嗯......不要喝太多汽水”

   

Old people belong in a 老人属于一个

old age home 老人居家养老

They're too old to live with u 他们太老了，住其中u

   

"But I built this house!" “但是，我建这所房子！ ”

   

Old people are dumb as fuck 人到老年，由于哑他妈的

All their teeth fall out 所有牙齿掉光

when they chew apples 当他们啃苹果

   

"where they go?" “他们到何处去？ ”

   

"Eh...what's with all these sports you play these days? “呃......什么是所有这些运动你玩可好？

Ski...that's a sport 滑雪场......这是一个运动

If not for the hill, they'd be standing still there 如果不是因为山上，他们会站在仍然存在

Uhh... 呃...

All these channels you have on your television 所有这些渠道，你有你的电视上

Back in my day, the radio had two channels 在我们那个时代，广播有两个通道

On---and off. ---上和关闭。