Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction 让我们在这一天，我们每天的剂量人造苦恼

Forgive our sins 赦免我们的罪

Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons. 在锻造用分叉的舌头卖仿布道讲坛。

'Cause I am a new wave gospel sharp, and you'll be thy witness 因为我是新一波的福音锐利，你会成为你的证人

So gentlemen, if you're gonna preach, for God sakes preach with conviction! 所以，先生们，如果你要去传教，行行好鼓吹以坚定的信念！

   

Strike up the band! 搭讪的乐队！

Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning 哇哦，售票员招手

Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it 来吧众，让我们唱这就像你的意思是

No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move. 第不要你呢，你不明白吗？现在，你不动。

Strike up the band! 搭讪的乐队！

Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning 哇哦，售票员招手

Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it 来吧众，让我们唱这就像你的意思是

No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move. 第不要你呢，你不明白吗？现在，你不动。

   

Just stay where I can see you. 仅仅停留在那里我可以看到你。

Douse the lights! 浇灭灯！

We sure are in for a show tonight 我们肯定都在为今晚演出

   

In this little number we're graced by two displays of character, 在这个小号码我们以人格的两个显示器增光，

We've got: the gunslinger extraordinaire walking contradictions 我们已经得到了：枪手非凡的步行矛盾

And I for one can see no blood from the hearts and the wrists you allegedly slit 我一看到没血的心，你涉嫌缝手腕

And I for one wont stand for this if this scene were a parish you'd all be condemned. 我一不会站在这，如果这一幕是一堂你所有的谴责。

   

Strike up the band! 搭讪的乐队！

Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning 哇哦，售票员招手

Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it 来吧众，让我们唱这就像你的意思是

No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move. 第不要你呢，你不明白吗？现在，你不动。

Strike up the band! 搭讪的乐队！

Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning 哇哦，售票员招手

Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it 来吧众，让我们唱这就像你的意思是

No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you, don't you move. 第不要你呢，你不明白吗？现在不要你，你不动。

   

Just stay where I can see you 仅仅停留在那里我可以看到你

Douse the lights! 浇灭灯！

We sure are in for a show tonight 我们肯定都在为今晚演出

Just stay where I can see you 仅仅停留在那里我可以看到你

Douse the lights! 浇灭灯！

We sure are in for a show tonight 我们肯定都在为今晚演出

   

Stay where I can see you 住在这里我可以看到你

Douse the lights! 浇灭灯！

   

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Strike up the band! 搭讪的乐队！

Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning 哇哦，售票员招手

Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it 来吧众，让我们唱这就像你的意思是

No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move. 第不要你呢，你不明白吗？现在，你不动。

Strike up the band! 搭讪的乐队！

Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning 哇哦，售票员招手

Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it 来吧众，让我们唱这就像你的意思是

No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move. 第不要你呢，你不明白吗？现在，你不动。

Don't you move 难道你不举动

Don't you move 难道你不举动

Strike up the band! 搭讪的乐队！