There's a thing or two about high school that you need to know 还有，你需要知道两件事有关高中

We wish we had known this when we were freshman 我们希望我们早知道这样，当我们大一

Watch out for freshman Friday; the most dangerous day of the week 当心新生周五;一周中的最危险的天

You thought you were excited for the weekend, but this is where you week ends 你以为你是兴奋的周末，但是这是你本周结束

Four more years of obeying authority, without question 四年服从权威，没有问题

Don't be so excited, there's only 1,460 pages left to read 不要这么激动，有只有1460页留下来读

It will be time to celebrate, when it's time to graduate 这将是庆祝的时候，当它的时间才能毕业

Whatever you do, don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school 不管你做什么，永远也不要携带背包辊上学

Because douchebag kids will kick them over 因为孩子的恶棍会踢他们过

We don't see why though, they're really convenient 我们不知道为什么，虽然，他们真的很方便

If a girl gives you a smile, 如果一个女孩给你一个微笑，

Don't be deceived, she wants you to father her child 不要被欺骗了，她要你父亲她的孩子

And he's probably not even cute 而且他可能甚至都不可爱

The only good thing about high school 关于高中的唯一好事

Is that there's super badass playgrounds 是，有超级坏蛋游乐场

They have the best swings ever! 他们有史以来最好的秋千！

I once jumped five feet in the air! 有一次，我跳下5英尺在空中！

Four more years of obeying authority, without question 四年服从权威，没有问题

Don't be so excited, there's only 1,460 pages left to read 不要这么激动，有只有1460页留下来读

It will be time to celebrate, when it's time to graduate 这将是庆祝的时候，当它的时间才能毕业

To think about how happy I was before I came, 想想我是多么幸福的是我来之前，

Running out of every room I walked in today 暗战每个房间的我走到今天

But the most miserable part, 但最惨的部分，

Is that it's only the first day (It's only the first day) 是，这只是第一天（这只是第一天）

To think about how happy I was before I came, 想想我是多么幸福的是我来之前，

Running out of every room I walked in today 暗战每个房间的我走到今天

But the most miserable part, 但最惨的部分，

Is that it's only the first day 是，这只是第一天

If high school was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine, 如果高中进行比较看到你妈妈在花花公子杂志，

Then maybe high school isn't that bad 那么也许高中并不坏

'Cause that'd be the biggest boner kill in history 因为那会是最大的蠢蛋杀历史

Unless she's hot 除非她是热的